I always get hurt in the stupids ways. Airhead central at my house! When I was like 4 i fell out of a wheelbarrow and landed on my face. i got to have a poop tooth (blackened tooth) from landing on my face, until it fell out. As a teenager I would sit around in my underwear all the time because it was just me and my mom and then when the dog would bark i would run into my room. well the dog barked, i ran, right into the end table and broke my toe.. Newly married and at home alone, i thought i saw a shadow and spun around really fast only to hit the wall with my nose, totally broke my nose and blacked my eye. and there was no shadow, it was a reflection of me in the mirror. Just a couple years ago, dislocated my knee stepping over a baby gate because i swiveled on my knee, fell backwards because i was standing on the leg that was dislocated, hit head on chair, and pretty much bruised myself everywhere, ending up in the ER. I had to laugh when they showed me the paper that asks if you were domesticly abused. Nope, DR. I do this shit to myself. lol
