What is your motto?

[Simriel]

All problems in life can be solved with proper placement of explosives.

My old motto was that 'Every one of life's little problems can be solved with Cake, a Nailgun, and C4'

If you can use the C4 properley, you won't need the cake or nailgun.

Cake is for parties, and to help with emotional problems, and Nailgun is for all you D.I.Y and Jesus needs.

 

[TheGuy]

It's now or NEVER.... or tomorrow.

 

[Bob the Average]

if brute force fails you aren't using enough.

 

[rottenbutter]

Cake is for parties, and to help with emotional problems, and Nailgun is for all you D.I.Y and Jesus needs.

C4 would work better in all examples.

 

[Kabutos]

"You know, that's a problem for Future [insert name here based on situation]"

 

[Varchld]

"Women and children first. Adult males tend to have tougher meat"

 

[Simriel]

Cake is for parties, and to help with emotional problems, and Nailgun is for all you D.I.Y and Jesus needs.

C4 would work better in all examples.

Jesus is immune to C4

 

[rottenbutter]

Cake is for parties, and to help with emotional problems, and Nailgun is for all you D.I.Y and Jesus needs.

C4 would work better in all examples.

Jesus is immune to C4

And how do you know that? Has anyone ever tried to use C4 on Jesus?

 

[wordsmith]

find 'em, fuck 'em and flee.

Also- All mechanical problems can be solved with WD40, Duct Tape, A hammer and an Electrician.

It doesn't move and it should? You need WD40
It moves and it's not meant to? You need Duct Tape
It's still not working? Hit it with a hammer
Still not working? You need an electrician

 

[Abedeus]

"What you can do tomorrow, you can do in two or three days."

"Use a gun... And if that doesn't work? Use more guns."

 

[Roamin11]

Time for a little righteous fury, I stole mine from my own hero.

 

[masakoz]

morals are what serperates us from the beast

 

[Simriel]

Cake is for parties, and to help with emotional problems, and Nailgun is for all you D.I.Y and Jesus needs.

C4 would work better in all examples.

Jesus is immune to C4

And how do you know that? Has anyone ever tried to use C4 on Jesus?

Yes. Regularly.

 

[Anarchemitis]

"One must be rebellious. Some choose to defy religion, some authority. I defy the Law of Conservation of Energy;
Be exuberant, energetic and full of love at all times."

 

[RYjet911]

"Find the enemy of your enemy, and you'll find a friend."

Maybe I like Wrex from Mass Effect too much, I just love that quote of his.

 

[TLMG]

BEER! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

 

[rottenbutter]

Yes. Regularly.

Well, then they aren't using enough.

Or maybe the should try some different explosives.

 

[revolver956]

FAAAALLLCONNNN PUNCH!!!!
it solves all of lifes problems!
E.G. a kid is picking on u at school
some one is beating you at your favorite game you waste hours of your life on
global warming

 

[Graustein]

Always look on the bright side of life [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo].
Worrying about things never helps.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I have 2 that just seem to work:

WAIT, Wait...The fuck is this 'we' shit?
or
You know what? Fuck Me, Fuck you, Fuck everyone and fuck off.