"If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed." The comedic value of the statement is accentuated by the fact that it's actually true. Words to live by.
I've got several.
This one I coppied from the most inspiring person I ever met: "Sure, why not?"
This one is my own: "Almost is always completly nothing." (Translated from Dutch)
And in a lesser extend: "Don't worry be happy"
"Always assume incompetence before malice." I find this helps in dealing with people; especially on the internet. Sometimes you may think something sounds offensive when it's really just awkwardly phrased. Ask for clarification before going apeshit.
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