What is your Motto?

[Backstabber]

Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Nihil nove sub sole. Roughly translatid as 'nothing changes under the sun' I find it suiting to my attitude. It's latin.

Another one: give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Slap a man with a fish, and laugh for ever and ever.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

"Religion is like a penis, its ok to have it, not ok to shove it down strangers throats!" My fave

I'm so using that the next time the jahovas witnesses come along.

 

[DreadfulSorry]

"Don't get mad; get even." One of the greatest pieces of wisdom imparted to me by my mother. <3

 

[Teixas]

Dont run from the danger , just outrun the guy next to you

 

[ABLb0y]

"Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broken, but you'll always see the cracks in that mother fucker's reflection."
Lady GaGa. Lady's a frickin genius.

 

[XHolySmokesX]

If you never try, you will never succeed ^_^

trying is the first step towards failure

Failure is no worse than not taking action, but success if far more worthy of action

However... i'm not the best at enforcing this, i need to get it in my head that you cannot get by in life by proving to yourself that your better off not trying. the only place that gets you is social reclusion, and i think everyone would agree that sacrificing a litle intelligence for social fluidity and comfort is a very worth while trade in the persuit of happiness. =)

 

[rotkiv]

If you never try, you will never succeed ^_^

trying is the first step towards failure

Failure is no worse than not taking action, but success if far more worthy of action

However... i'm not the best at enforcing this, i need to get it in my head that you cannot get by in life by proving to yourself that your better off not trying. the only place that gets you is social reclusion, and i think everyone would agree that sacrificing a litle intelligence for social fluidity and comfort is a very worth while trade in the persuit of happiness. =)

maybe, maybe i was not 100% serious, but i don´t agree aboute that not taking action&#8804; failure.

 

[standokan]

I'll quote Satre here "L'enfer c'est le pomme de terre"

 

[poptart123]

Eat. Sleep. Defecate.

 

[Lilani]

"Mottos are like tattoos: Pointless and based on temporary feelings."

 

[popparik]

Illegitimi non carborundum

or

FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC

 

[TheEvilCheese]

"Whatever happens; happens."

Let's see if anyone can finish that one

*glances at bookshelf*

Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

Best preface ever.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

pay attention towards the end, you'll see it, it's saved me from mental breakdowns on more than one occasion

EDITk, someone remind me how to post youtube videos!! in the meantime my motto is "if life gives you lemons, make a lemonade stand, use the money to buy a gun and rob a bank, see how life likes THAT!"

Umm is the vid working here? If so yay.

Also, yes. Best choice.

EDIT: its (youtube=ikdFUcWluyU) [sub]*with Sq. brackets of course.*[/sub]

 

[interspark]

pay attention towards the end, you'll see it, it's saved me from mental breakdowns on more than one occasion

EDITk, someone remind me how to post youtube videos!! in the meantime my motto is "if life gives you lemons, make a lemonade stand, use the money to buy a gun and rob a bank, see how life likes THAT!"

Umm is the vid working here? If so yay.

Also, yes. Best choice.

hoorah! it's a christmas miracle! i could have sworn it wasn't working before

 

[Biodeamon]

"persistance is power"
and
"that's the sound of forgiveness. screaming, then silence"

 

[gbemery]

Mine is "Well f**k my butter!"

Not much of a motto I know. But its one of those "you had to be there stories" to sum up it was college friends and i were in the laundry/kitchen (weird combo for a dorm but hey whos to judge) anyway there was a shared fridge up there for everyone in the 9 story dorm. Well one friend was looking in there and said "I wonder if there is anything good in here." I said "Even if there is you probably don't want to eat it, because who knows what people did to it. They probably even f**ked it." It led to lots of laughter and then we noticed there was only a tub of butter in there anyway. Which led us to believe it would be rather obvious if someone had had sex with the butter and the hilarious mental image of someone going to their fridge and seeing a penis size impression in their butter followed by "Well f**k my butter!" (instead of 'well my word' or such phrases)followed immediately by a "which one of you bastards f**ked my butter?"

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Mahatma Gandhi: "An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. "

Another good one: "a person who can only understand the language of beatings cannot be counseled by words."

 

[Mysten]

Sharks are winners, and they don't look back - 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

Works for everything. Even package delivery.