What is your Motto?

[2733]

pain and joy both carry one very important quality, the more you spread, the more you have.

I also like:
God helped David, you are not so lucky.

 

[Drakane]

I like "Be excellent to eachother." It's an excellent motto.

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure? While chilling w/ Rufus?

OT: "The hand that holds you up, is the hand that holds you back."

 

[Aur0ra145]

"Take responsibility for your own actions and don't use people as means."

"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants."

"If anything in life is worth doing, then you might as well be the best at it."

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

"When you have seen the nearly impossible, the simply improbably seems merely unlikely in comparrison." -Gerald Tarrant, the Coldfire Trilogy

I also like Groucho Marx's, "Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." I might not remember this one perfectly, but it's pretty close.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

"If at first you do not succeed, murder the bastard who is making you fail!"

Basically eliminate and destroy all obstacles that prevent you reaching your goal and path of achieving happiness by any means neccessary and ensure they cannot comeback to further impede your progress.

 

[MintyNinja]

Ce Serai Amusant. I say it all the time. Translates to: This will be amusing.

 

[Android2137]

"Always expect the worst. If you are wrong, you are happy. If you are right, you were prepared mentally and perhaps in other ways."

 

[IronDefender410]

"I'm not exactly sure I know what I'm supposed to be doing."
Story of my life.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"Due tomorrow?
DO tomorrow!"

...Oh Foul Bachelor Frog!

 

[Zanderinfal]

Either
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"- Courtesy of Mr Garison.

or

"When life gives you lemons, crush the lemons with a golf club and record it with a slo-motion camera."-Courtesy of some YouTuber I forget the name of.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Ce Serai Amusant. I say it all the time. Translates to: This will be amusing.

/Thread.
Capatcha: shorter ssssigneeee
WTF?!

 

[DevilWolf47]

My motto?

"Fuck hope."
--George Carlin

I've been cynical for almost all 28 years of my miserable life. It makes life a lot easier believe it or not. I fully expect everyone to try and screw me over and for everything to suck, and as a result i can only be pleasantly surprised. It worked out really well!

Oh sure people say it lead to me being psychotic, having absolutely no emotional response to seeing people who died horribly, but some can fuck off before i decide to eat them.
...wait, that didn't come out right...

 

[Dapsen]

"Man who drops watch in toilet. Bound to have shitty time" -JK.
"Man who stand on toilet. High on pot" -Super JK!

OT: "I dunno, lol". I say it all the time, because I either cannot be arsed to help some poor idiot, or because I dont want to boot up my brain and think up an answer, to whatever Im being asked. Or because I dont know, but thats rarely the case xD.

 

[Big Cat]

My motto is drive fast die last.

 

[FalloutJack]

Hooray for psychosis!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

"Do or die!"

 

[Warlord211]

"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything"
I first heard that in that stupid movie "Sucker Punch" but it was in a song before that.

 

[Ir0n Squid]

"To each their own."

 

[LFC Scouser]

You've got to share You've got to care

but really my motto is if you are better at something then someone else you don't have to be a dick about it.

Edit: Also this is a good one based off someone else's but whatever. Don't go in caves, bears live in caves, and bears are crazy

lifelong advice that can be used in almost any situation and can create awesome fun by using it out of context.