What is your party trick?

[BreakfastMan]

I can do the best pelvic thrust you ever did see.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

safety dance...

 

[Jonluw]

One trick I like doing is to have glasses standing on the table upside down, with the beverage still in them. It's not that hard to figure out how to do, but it looks darn strange at first glance.

Do you put a paper sheet on top of them before turning them?

Exactly.

Yay me! My physics teacher did a clever trick with that once. He filled a cup with water and put a sheet of paper on top of it. Then he turned it upside down, and placed it on a student's head. Then, when the student lifted the cup, it turned out there was no water there. The cup had been filled with the water absorbing stuff found in diapers in advance. He had me fooled, that clever bastard.

 

[Dango]

I have the ability to... be kind and well mannered?

 

[RocksW]

I have the ability to... be kind and well mannered?

Actually thats my one stolen right there. Its good for getting on with people....

 

[C95J]

Resurrecting people, turning water to wine and well you know just the usual.

yeah, but I bet you can't tie crisp packets into knots.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Resurrecting people, turning water to wine and well you know just the usual.

yeah, but I bet you can't tie crisp packets into knots.

When Chuck Norris looks at a crisp packet it ties itself into knots.

 

[Jackalb]

Resurrecting people, turning water to wine and well you know just the usual.

yeah, but I bet you can't tie crisp packets into knots.

When Chuck Norris looks at a crisp packet it ties itself into knots.

When I look the crisps turn back into potatoes.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Resurrecting people, turning water to wine and well you know just the usual.

yeah, but I bet you can't tie crisp packets into knots.

When Chuck Norris looks at a crisp packet it ties itself into knots.

When I look the crisps turn back into potatoes.

When Chuck Norris looks as them, they turn back into potatoes. And the potatoes sing.

 

[Fwee]

I can flip a matchstick from my mouth into my nose.
Or do flips.

 

[crunchieman]

I do magic. Really, I do lots and lots of magic because everyone loves magic.

Or I just hook up with the hottest person in the room or start doing one handed press ups and front flips. Or something else that isn't nerdy.

 

[NinjaRabies]

Early on, I'm the quiet one that is not really noticed. A few beers later I'm the one playing with accents and dialects, then I break out the liqour and drink like it's soda. Even if I don't have any remarkable alcohol resistance. Also: I'm the guy with the hat.

 

[C95J]

Resurrecting people, turning water to wine and well you know just the usual.

yeah, but I bet you can't tie crisp packets into knots.

When Chuck Norris looks at a crisp packet it ties itself into knots.

I love you.

A bit over the top, but I really do like CN jokes, and that made me chuckle

Resurrecting people, turning water to wine and well you know just the usual.

yeah, but I bet you can't tie crisp packets into knots.

When Chuck Norris looks at a crisp packet it ties itself into knots.

When I look the crisps turn back into potatoes.

When Chuck Norris looks as them, they turn back into potatoes. And the potatoes sing.

So did this, I love you both.

 

[Jackalb]

When Chuck Norris looks as them, they turn back into potatoes. And the potatoes sing.

Well fuck him. Who invited him to the party anyway.

 

[2fish]

I am the guy in the corner with the sharpie. Come on one of you pass out all ready, ooh target spotted. "Dude you can pass out in the other room where there is a sofa" Now it is time to draw on you, I like the game operation too.

 

[Geekosaurus]

When Chuck Norris looks as them, they turn back into potatoes. And the potatoes sing.

Well fuck him. Who invited him to the party anyway.

You don't invite Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invites you.

 

[Jackalb]

You don't invite Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invites you.

No as the party is at my house and I'd shoot him for trespassing.

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Sitting in the corner thinking sarcasticly to myself, wondering how someone talked me into going...or not at the party, hanging out with a small group of friends.

 

[Geekosaurus]

You don't invite Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invites you.

No as the party is at my house and I'd shoot him for trespassing.

Good luck, I believe bullets bounce off him. Or they get so scared they stop before they reach him.

 

[Jackalb]

Good luck, I believe bullets bounce off him. Or they get so scared they stop before they reach him.

Luckily believe is different to reality *fail religion examples here*.