What Is Your Pornstar Name?

[dalek sec]

I got a good gun one but I don't wanna get banned. D:

 

[ThreeWords]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Hmm..

Chocolate Crescent?

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Dick Sharkey

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

You shall impale those fiendish blaggards on your meatsword!

Nay! For it is not the honor of fiendish blaggards to be impaled by me. Only the plastic chested, peroxide bleached wenches dressed in strippers slippers are worthy enough!

 

[Fauxity]

By the pet / street name logic, I'm...

Pluto Indian.

I'm just a little bit too white for that, so let's go with Stud McManly.

 

[Nibsy]

Nay! For it is not the honor of fiendish blaggards to be impaled by me. Only the plastic chested, peroxide bleached wenches dressed in strippers slippers are worthy enough!

What about extremely effeminate fiendish blaggards? Or if the blaggards ARE peroxide bleached wenches!
Peroxide beached fiendish blaggard wenches!

 

[RanD00M]

Angel Blade.

So you would be a Shemale?

OT:Bück Dich.

 

[johnman]

Rupert Evergreen, it just strikes me as an amusing name

 

[FROGGEman2]

Lets see...

I'm Park Spice.

Using the traditional method, that is.

 

[Kollega]

Dick Steele. Goes without saying.

Yes,i stole it,but it's really one of the best names for a pornstar.

 

[TelHybrid]

By the pet / street name logic, I'm...

Pluto Indian.

Great... guess that makes me Trixie Marvels

 

[Iampringles]

The Crushinator.

 

[Fauxity]

By the pet / street name logic, I'm...

Pluto Indian.

Great... guess that makes me Trixie Marvels

You know, that'd actually be a pretty good name if it weren't the wrong gender.

You should consider gender reassignment surgery to put it to justice.

 

[Mymla]

Professor Oak.

Also, wasn't there a thread just like this one like a week ago?

 

[Cpt. Red]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Weren't people using that just so that they could find out their secret question so that they could steal your account?

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

"Buck Naked!"

or "the Cave Diver"

 

[Rafe]

For a woman, 'The bargain bucket'

 

[AvsJoe]

Sir Archibald Windsor the 2nd

 

[WrongSprite]

the normal thing I've heard is

The Name of your first Pet + The name of the street you grew up on

So I get

Tuffy Simkin.

Damn that's sexy.

Hmm..

Chocolate Crescent?

Ahahahaha, thats hilarious.

I'd be...Walter Collingwood. Sounds ordinary.