What is your secret fantasy/fetish? - has it ever come true?

[Soxafloppin]

Having sex with hot girls. Yea.

 

[nativebelle]

It's okay I'm horrifically ugly, boring and have weird toes. You don't want a piece of this.

Easily fixable. You know paper bags come in various sizes. It's true! Also, I wouldn't be "getting a piece" of your feet so the 'weird toes' thing isn't a problem. All kidding aside, I'd agree that it wouldn't work for two reasons:

1)I'm too old for you
2)I live too far away

'Tis a shame though. *sigh* Oh well...

Oh man, I thought that this was going to blossom into something beautiful. Broke my heart.

I wonder if there's any other nerdy internet gamer boys out there, nah, that's crazytalk.

 

[zohmbee]

Hm...hypnosis I guess. Go ahead, laugh or ask weird questions. I've heard weirder,

 

[Red Right Hand]

Geeky internet gamer boys.

WOOOO!!!!!!

 

[lvl9000_woot]

It's okay I'm horrifically ugly, boring and have weird toes. You don't want a piece of this.

Easily fixable. You know paper bags come in various sizes. It's true! Also, I wouldn't be "getting a piece" of your feet so the 'weird toes' thing isn't a problem. All kidding aside, I'd agree that it wouldn't work for two reasons:

1)I'm too old for you
2)I live too far away

'Tis a shame though. *sigh* Oh well...

Oh man, I thought that this was going to blossom into something beautiful. Broke my heart.

I wonder if there's any other nerdy internet gamer boys out there, nah, that's crazytalk.

Nope. I think I'm the only one.

I'm sorry I broke your heart. Let me get the crazy glue, welding kit, duct tape, and a sandwich. I guess if you wanted to talk, you can pm me

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Geeky internet gamer boys.

WOOOO!!!!!!

BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!

[small]Muwahahaha![/small]

 

[PureChaos]

Princess Zelda...FWOR!

 

[Jaranja]

I hope it has something to do with hot elven women... I hope its dark... I hope there are chains... I hope they ask me to join...

-Zev....you antivan whore.

I prefer just polishing the ole weapon.
That's hardly the kind of thing to be talking about here and now.
Don't you like to polish your weapon?
I don't think I should be telling anyone that.
I like to do it in public where everyone can see.
Urgh... wait, what are you talking about?
...What are you talking about?

I cracked up when Ohgren and Alistair had that conversation.

OT: Costumes

 

[Strategia]

You do NOT want to know. No, seriously. You don't.

It's that creepy thing with frying pans and walruses, isn't it? Yeah, that's one of mine too >.>

Hahahahahah, no. Seriously.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

In the interest of national security, I'm afraid I can't disclose that information at this time.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Dead Pandas.

Thank anything I'm not dead yet >.>

Dun wanna tell my fetish

 

[geldonyetich]

Pardon my skepticism of the possibility of seeing any truly secret fantasies/fetishes on a public forum thread. Instead, enjoy this "'secret fantasy' that is not true but I wish people would believe about me because I think it'll make them treat me differently" thread.

I have a secret fetish of banging a hot chick as I perform open heart surgery to save the president's life with one hand and put the finishing touches on a rocket to mars with the other hand. I will be winning the Nobel Prize for physics by performing this incredible feat.

 

[mrblindcat1]

i have yellow fever

 

[PhantomCritic]

I'm wondering why you'd even want to know...

Two things, said exactly what I was thinking, and all hail the panda.

OT: I cannot disclose that information because the world would implode, good day sir.

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

Well, I can't just start spilling my secrets like that. And maybe, you don't want to know?

 

[Kodlak]

Saw this earlier seems to fit here...

Spoiler: These are not my views by the way

 

[The_Chief]

Geeky internet gamer boys.

\

you rang?

damn ninja'd like a boss

Spoiler: well anyways mine is...

feet. yes i know its weird

 

[ben---neb]

You don't wanna know, really. And I'm not going to disclose it here, so fuck you.

Also, I agree with

Flatchested girls. And girls that in a way resembles guys.

I never got the whole pop culture giant boob appeal. Looks disgusting, it's almost as bad as guys with gigantic steroid muscles that look like a tumor.

Yeah, ditto here, in my view less can be more.

OT: Sausages. They're nice with chips.

 

[RYjet911]

Pardon my skepticism of the possibility of seeing any truly secret fantasies/fetishes on a public forum thread. Instead, enjoy this "'secret fantasy' that is not true but I wish people would believe about me because I think it'll make them treat me differently" thread.

I quite readily said mine in an earlier post. Probably the only person in the entire forum who would. XD