what is your serial killing style

[justhereforthemoney]

I wouldn't leave a signature, I would leave the body in an extremely awkward or funny position though. O wait that might be a signature, crap! Anyway my weapon would be a pizza cutter.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I'd teach people correct grammar usage until they died and then leave an Oxford English Dictionary by the body.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would carve a random chapter from one of my writings.

 

[Aunel]

beat them to death with a bass
or choke them with a bass string?

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Torture them until I get bored, then kill them. Preferably, choke them with a thick string, and slowly start beating them to death.

How would they learn their lesson if they die in a quick and painless way?

 

[Trifixion]

I would choose my victims in the reverse order of the genealogy of Jesus in the gospel of Luke, with the singular exception of Amminadab. For example, the first victim would be named Joseph, the second would be named Eli, the third Matthew, the fourth Levi, and so forth...

At every murder scene I would leave the words IM A BAD MAN written somewhere - on the wall, the floor, the ceiling, carved into the body, something like that...with that phrase actually being an anagram of the aforementioned skipped-over name.

My reason, if the pattern were ever discovered, would be "by unmaking the line of Jesus, I recommit humanity to the damnation it so rightfully deserves for its crimes."

(I wrote this as the motivation and pattern for a killer in a detective story I was working on at one point...)

 

[ldbmikey86]

Maybe some semi-cross between Serial Killer X from Condemned/Dexter, the Bear Jew and Hugo Stiglitz. Just unbridled rage with a baseball bat/knife, killing serial killers (instead of nazis, unless there are nazi serial killers still around).

 

[Always_Remain]

i would run around wearing a clown mask and use a butcher's knife. Reference lol

Pint Sized Slasher?
That seems like a great idea!

I like you. good man.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I wouldn't have a signature. Every murder would be entirely different, there would be no motive, no link between the killings and myself. all evidence would be burned and I would wear clean suits to do it. I wouldn't even commit a murder in the same town I was living in. There would be no unnecessary actions on my part (raping, beating after death). I would conduct it like an execution or assassination. In, quiet, efficient kill, out, destroy weapon, destroy clothing, having pre-sterilised them to the best of my abilities, and return home.

By the way, I'm not actually a crazy person who considers stuff like this, I wrote a crime thriller novella a few years ago, and this was the killer's MO. I'm just copy pasting because it seemed so appropriate. It would take a major screw-up in order to be caught.

 

[JokerCrowe]

i would run around wearing a clown mask and use a butcher's knife. Reference lol

Pint Sized Slasher?
That seems like a great idea!

I like you. good man.

Why thank you, : ) I like me too. (And people who say they like me)

 

[andreas3K]

I think shotgun decapitation would be my style. At first I thought rocket launchers but they're too hard to get.

 

[zHellas]

My Unoriginal Choice: The victims' blood on the walls and written: PRESS X NOT TO DIE

My Original Choice: Leave an orange or a lot of oranges at the scene of the crime.

 

[Koganesaga]

I'd write on the wall "Michael atkison did this" at every murder scene.

Great idea.

Personally I'd shred the body in to pieces, smearing the flesh all over the walls and use the bones to spell out the time I would kill again. I would also make sure the crime scene smells of cherry blossoms so the nice people of the law enforcement agencies don't have to smell an old cadaver.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Precisely one week before I killed someone, I would mail them the head of my previous victim. (I don't know what I'd mail to my FIRST victim, though...)

 

[hyperdrachen]

I'd nail an alluminium plate to my victims' foreheads, engraved with a unique serial number and anodize my signature into the plate. This would make my victims highly collectable. I would also include a certificate of authenticity with some words from the artist.

"I know that the descriminating collector wants an item that is not just unique, but also reflective of the passion of its artist. That is why I have painstakingly hand killed and individually branded these fine pieces. Each piece draws its uniqueness not only from my own hands but from the trails that forged the canvas before I even graced it with my brush. Hyperdrachen's victims will be a timeless hierloom your family will cherrish for generations. As a show of gratitude for supporting my work, all who purchase a Hyperdrachen victim will also recieve a second piece personalized to thier family."

-Hyper "Yeah Baby!" Drachen

 

[Space Cowgirl]

I'd most likely sneak into the home/office/whatever, murder them in whatever way I see fit, then carve 'For The Creed' into their chest or gut.

 

[kalakashi]

Well, I'd have to be an insane person that kills people for various reasons.
I would then kill my victims and gouge their eyes out and leave keys from a keyboard piled in their eye sockets explaining the reason for their death.

e.g. I kill someone because of their abuse and jealousy towards an innocent partner, I gouge their eyes out and leave the keys SELI in one socket and EANRDSL in the other. The authorities would simply find out what these letters spell, in this case "lies" and "slander". Not anagrams I know, but hey, it's all for a good cau - oh. wait. no. no, my bad.

Maybe I'd strangle them all with a computer mouse cord, to keep up the theme.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Can I serial-kill really annoying hackers, the kind who plant viruses on charities' computer for laughs, and daub "lol" and "pwnd" on the walls in their blood?

Oh, even better, how about kidnapping and hanging "elected representatives" who failed to represent their constituents' interests? They'd eventually catch me by looking for someone buying piano wire by the kilometre, because there are a lot of those bastards.