What is your slang?

[ThaBenMan]

this is also why mr burns says "ahoy hoy" when answering the phone in the simpsons, it's a nod to "ahoy hoy" being the phone greeting instead of hello.

I always wondered what the hell was going on whenever he said that! Thanks!

np i never understood till i found out, as far as i know he will never say "hello" it's always "good day to you" or something like that. that show has a lot of really neat in jokes that revolve around certain characters

It is pretty funny when you think about it - he's so old that he was probably around when the phone was invented Sadly, The Simpsons has sort of gone downhill these days if you ask me...

Another friend of mine has a friend who (if he's like giving directions or something) instead of saying "hang a left" will say "hang a lucifer"

 

[Evil Lawyer]

My brother and I are musicians and we shared a love of The Beatles growing up (I swear our mother was a Beatles groupie at some point, as all we ever heard growing up was how every single one of them were national heroes). So being the self-proclaimed wordsmiths we were/are, here are a few of the lyrics that we modifyed for our slang.

Walrus Gumble- Our sister is cooking tonight and it will not be pleasant.

Mean Mr. Mustard- Our uncle

Lucy in the Sky- Bullshit (example from grammar school: "I just got kissed by Mary-Anne!" "Lucy in the Sky you did!")

Hey Jude- my nickname for my brother

Penny Lane- we called shopping malls in America this when we moved there.

Ringo- mad, bonkers, insane, most oftenly used as "You've gone Ringo!"

Trying to make a dove-tail joint- trying to get laid tonight

Expert-textpert- this basically means don't be a tool or don't follow bullshit (ex: "Teacher says that conformity is great!" "Don't get all expert-textpert on me.")

Lennon- it's over your head; too smart for you to try to understand (example from our first year at an American High School: Our Dean: "Why do you insist on being difficult?" My brother: "Because you're expert-texpert with a twist of Lucy in the Sky." Dean: "What does that even mean?" Me: "Don't mind him, he's just being Lennon.").


Come on, keep your comrade warm- come on, let's hang out (usually said to a female, but was used as a "bros before ho's" type thing once or twice)

"Would like to go on a Magical Mystery Tour with Sgt. Pepper?"- would you like to get drunk tonight

Rubber soul- condom

Blackbird- my brothers' favourite song by them is "Blackbird," so he used this so describe things that were to his fancy (i.e. "She's a real Blackbird on the eyes.")



There are many more, and we still use most of them. This is what you get for growing up right by Liverpool with parents who saturated our minds with every album. Oh well, it makes for entertaining conversation.

 

[TonyOfPlimith]

My slang would happen to be the English language. Which at certain times of the day can be quite vulgar. But don't take my word for it! Let the BBC do that for you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A753527

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Another friend of mine has a friend who (if he's like giving directions or something) instead of saying "hang a left" will say "hang a lucifer"

when spelling out things, epsecially over the phone, i will often use the phonetic alphabet, with a couple minor changes, once i had a lady that tried to write down all the words i was saying

funnier part was she was older than me

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

'Mug' 'Twat' ect.

 

[k_rafftry]

My favourite slangs are the period (as in a womans period) slangs. I use these to ask girls if it's that time of the month without them knowing if they're a little cranky.

My favourite slang for a heavy period is "Jam on Toast"

It came from a friend who'se missus was heavy one month, and he commented that it looked like "Jam on burnt toast", which got shortened.

Ahaha, that is class, I'm so using that one next time!

 

[Nickson]

"GRAINED" in place of "owned" or "burned

"MACHLOON!" yelled in a thick Scottish accent whilst accompanied by the brandishing of a fist.
-may be used as a war cry, rallying cry, to indicate a charge, as a last stand inspiration, or as a victory cry.



also Viking gibberish

 

[Anarchemitis]

*Thwack*!

 

[madaseyer]

I say Hello in the stereotypical,
asian, japanese way
"oh herro"
and "arse"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Magnus Anime!!"
(Latin: 'Great Life!!')

 

[the monopoly guy]

I use alot of british slang which most of my friends don't get seeing as I live in the midwest (god help me)

 

[damo69697]

fawesome it means f***ing awesome

 

[The Lawn]

Doesn't really count as slang... but me and my friends do this way too often.

"Oh my god did you just see that!? I just raped 3 headshots out of those bastards!"
"I'll show you rape! BEND OVER!"
"I'll bend over... in my pants!"
"Yeah! well YOUR MOM!"
"I'll show you what I did to your mom! BEND OVER!"

Not really slang... but we use general internet terms and memes a lot.

 

[propertyofcobra]

Without too much ado, some of the more...Colorful slang I use or have used...

Slang: Man tar bara ut kulorna och HEADSHOT, HEADSHOT! ("You just take out the bullets and HEADSHOT, HEADSHOT!")
Use: In-joke I used to have with a few guys when I went to school based on a discussion on how to survive the first russian level of Call of Duty when you only get some bullets (By throwing them and get headshots, of course), turned into the idea that taking the bullets out of a gun and throwing them are MORE powerful than shooting.
It then turned into a general expression for ultimate win. The end of any discussion or argument, no matter what. ("Well, I think that a mage is far superior to an archer in morrowind", "Yeah? Well the archer can just take the out the bullets and HEADSHOT, HEADSHOT!")

Slutmuffins - Curse word used when you die in games
Fuckmuffins - Curse word used when you die in games
Jesus Slutmuffins! - Curse word used when you die in a surprising way in games
Jesus Fuckmuffins! - Curse word used when you die in a surprising way in games

 

[funguy2121]

"Juicin' a Biggie."

This created itself, I swear. It obviously sounds sexual, so I like to assign it to completely benign entities.

 

[Pimppeter2]

"***** made" - to be made into a *****

As in

Ouch... Burn! You've just been *****-made!

Or

Made you my *****!

 

[rhyno435]

I created 'lol'.

sadly i've run into ppl that say "lol" when they want to laugh

Me too, mostly my sisters. They say "lol", and "brb" when they leave for a minute. It's so annoying.

OT: I say "insane" alot when something is cool or crazy or really good.