1) Alabama: Hell Yes, We have Electrictiy
2) Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos cant be wrong!
3) Arizona: But its a dry heat
4) Arkansas: Literacy aint everything
5) California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
6) Colorado: If you dont ski, dont bother
7) Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedys dont own it yet
8) Delware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
9) Florida: Ask about our grandchildren
10) Georgia: Putting the "fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
11) Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru *Translate: Death to Mainland Scum, but leave your money*
12) Idaho: More than just potatos.....Okay, we're not. But the Potatos are good.
13) Illinois: Please dont pronounce the "S"
14) Indiana: 2 Billion Years tidal wave free
15) Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
16) Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
17) Kentucky: 5,000,000 people, 15 last names.
18) Louisiana: We're not ALL drunk cajun wackos, thats just our tourism campain
19) Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
20) Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
21) Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Swedens (for most brackets)
22) Michigan: First line of Defense from the Canadians
23) Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes....and 10,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
24) Mississippi: Come and Feel better about your own state.
25) Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief tax dollars at work
26) Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and very little else
27) Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
28) Nevada: Hookers and Poker!!
29) New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
30) New Jersey: You want a #$%^ing state motto?! I got yer #$%^ing state motto right here!!
31) New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
32) New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney........
33) North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
34) North Dakota: We Really are one of the 50 states
35) Ohio: At least we arent Michigan
36) Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
37) Oregon: Spotted Owl...its whats for dinner
38) Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
39) Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
40) South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didnt really surrender >

41) South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
42) Tennessee: You need our help where?
43) Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les *translate: Yes, I speak English*
44) Utah: Our Jesus is better than Your Jesus
45) Vermont: Yep......
46) Virginia: Who says Government stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels dont mix?
47) Washington (state): What Rain?
48) Washington (DC): Wanna be Mayor?
49) West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
50) Wisconsin: Come cut the Cheese
51) Wyoming: Where men are men......and the sheep are scared!