What is your unique/over the top method way to kill a zombie...?

[Ben Legend]

A zombie thread I hear you ask... or maybe groan.... anyways...

What unique/over the top method to kill a zombie can you come up with?

For me, A catapault which spins on its axis, and depending on when the zombie walks into the catapualt determines which trapt it lands in. Fire pit, Acid pit, spikes, and finally, zombie raccoons enclosed area. Electrified water.

 

[Jamash]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

Just because you're using the Carmageddon cop out and replacing people with zombies (or robots for the Germans), it doesn't really stop it being in bad taste.

There's very little scope for discussion, except for listing and describing in gruesome detail horrible methods of maiming, murder and massacre.

 

[Tartarga]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

Just because you're using the Carmageddon cop out and replacing people with zombies (or robots for the Germans), it doesn't really stop it being in bad taste.

There's very little scope for discussion, except for listing and describing in gruesome detail horrible methods of maiming, murder and massacre.

I think you may be reading to much into this.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Phoenix Down, those always work...

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Volodanti]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

Just because you're using the Carmageddon cop out and replacing people with zombies (or robots for the Germans), it doesn't really stop it being in bad taste.

There's very little scope for discussion, except for listing and describing in gruesome detail horrible methods of maiming, murder and massacre.

I think you may be reading to much into this.

I agree...

personally i don't think you can go wrong with an electric cattle prod in an unusual place...

 

[God's Clown]

The way any cool person would, with a Scythe. More brutal then a sword. Unlimited ammo. You look badass running around destroying zombies with it. You win two ways. It's massively brutal, and you look cool.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Drop a piano on them. It's a classic.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

Zombies are dead right? So all i need to do is to heal the zombies and they turn into people again, and then i got more healers for my army. i cant lose.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

A baseball bat with a nail through it.

 

[Contun]

In Half life 2 I'd kill em' with paint cans.

But to be more creative I'd probably tie a zombie to a car on a long rope, drive around trying to hit other zombies with said zombie, It'd be funny watching the tied up zombie flail about all dazed and confused....

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Set them on fire, pull out one's brains and shove it into its chest, Spinal tap it and curb stomp the burning head..

 

[Gileseypops]

I would probably rip out its intestines and hook them onto a moving subway train....I don't know if it would kill the zombie, but it would take a while to crawl torso-less after me from 5 stations away. xx

 

[iJosh]

Probably with a BFG 9000, since zombies are fictional, I'm using fictional weapons.;D

 

[Tonimata]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

Just because you're using the Carmageddon cop out and replacing people with zombies (or robots for the Germans), it doesn't really stop it being in bad taste.

There's very little scope for discussion, except for listing and describing in gruesome detail horrible methods of maiming, murder and massacre.

I think Mr. Crosshaw would hate you

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6549-Extra-Punctuation-On-the-Left-4-Dead-Ban

'Nuff said.

And yeah, I'm against torture. Shooting the zombies should be fine, as has always been/always be

 

[CanOfBeans]

i'll send wave after wave of men until the zombies reach there kill limit and shut down, or they'll just explode from eating to much.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Phoenix Down, those always work...

This is pretty good.

I'd get some armor plating, ride a horse and use the zombie heads as jousting practice.

 

[WittyName]

The way any cool person would, with a Scythe. More brutal then a sword. Unlimited ammo. You look badass running around destroying zombies with it. You win two ways. It's massively brutal, and you look cool.

That is one of the best ideas ever. I agree with this.