What is your unique/over the top method way to kill a zombie...?

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Resurrect them. See, we don't have to be nasty.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

No it isn't. Because a dead human isn't really a human anymore, it's just meat. And if said meat is walking around, it's walking meat.

We don't give cadavers the same rights as the living, therefore it isn't appropriate to consider them as "people"...

 

[ace_of_something]

I don't understand why people always say shoot them in the head sure it kills them but imagine the amount of ammo wasted trying to get a head shot.

SOLUTION:- Aim for the kneecaps zombie goes down walk over aim for the head save on ammo.

I know it is way off topic but it has been on my mind for a while.

Because the knees are so easy to hit...

 

[Samoftherocks]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

Just because you're using the Carmageddon cop out and replacing people with zombies (or robots for the Germans), it doesn't really stop it being in bad taste.

There's very little scope for discussion, except for listing and describing in gruesome detail horrible methods of maiming, murder and massacre.

Agreed...and my zombie-killing fantasy involves a hydraulic press with a head in it, set to add 1 psi every 15 minutes until Steve dies...

 

[Crossborder]

NUKE EM! Or spray acid over them.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

A kamehameha to the face.

 

[Dorchucks]

Shoot them in the Knee caps and then watch them squirm

 

[Hoppetussa]

Drop a piano on them. It's a classic.

Zombieland [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071KqJu7WVo] is going to be a good movie...

OT: Machete. It's not over the top, but it's effective.

 

[ae86gamer]

Throw anyone near me on the floor and start running in the opposite direction.

That's my zombie escape plan.

 

[PyriteOkio]

I'm totally guessing this is indeed for scribblenauts, so LHC.

 

[Evilbunny]

I don't understand why people always say shoot them in the head sure it kills them but imagine the amount of ammo wasted trying to get a head shot.

SOLUTION:- Aim for the kneecaps zombie goes down walk over aim for the head save on ammo.

I know it is way off topic but it has been on my mind for a while.

Because the knees are so easy to hit...

I think being shot anywhere would undoubtedly slow a zombie down. A severed spinal column makes it hard to walk. Undead or not.

 

[rwstiles]

Make them read the German philosopher Hegel a precursor to Karl Marx. His ideas are truly fucked-up. Basically that the nation is supreme and one realizes his potential by believing and following that precept. Hegel's sentences run on for paragraphs and are very difficult to decipher. Yeah make them read Hegel, their heads will explode or implode after fifteen minutes. What the hell torture them before they die again.

 

[stonethered]

I'd throw records at them. It might take some time, but they aren't going anywhere soon.

Realisticaly, dig a trench and fill it with acid. Then I'd read a book and let them do the work themselves.

 

[C117]

Chop 'em in pieces with an axe, Jack Nicholson-style.

Wait, that wasn't very unique...

 

[Cheesebob]

ACID SPRAYING CHAINSAW!!

 

[arcstone]

Break the door on a microwave oven, stuff it down over the zombie's head, turn it on.

(the microwave, not the door)

 

[foxlovingfreak]

freez them with liquid nitrogen Say some chessy action movie line shoot with gun watch as there body shatters like glass Rinse lather Repeat

 

[Ben Legend]

Since zombies are reanimated people, isn't this thread actually just "Share your sickest ideas about killing other human beings, torture and murder fantasies"?

Just because you're using the Carmageddon cop out and replacing people with zombies (or robots for the Germans), it doesn't really stop it being in bad taste.

There's very little scope for discussion, except for listing and describing in gruesome detail horrible methods of maiming, murder and massacre.

I think you may be reading to much into this.

Woah..... I meant funny ways to kill them... such as in Dead Rising, or the like. I don't condone hurting much less, killing people...