What is your weird army?

[BoredDragon]

You now have the power to control an army. However, it must be something completely random and must score pretty high on the wtf-meter.

I don't know if you guys can beat me, but mine is the unstoppable Ninja Walrus Army!!!1

So, do you think your pathetic army can beat mine!?!

edit:
Feel free to challenge other people's armies for supremacy

 

[SilentCom]

An army of squemish quadraplegic leprechauns. They gonna steal your pot of gold.

 

[-Drifter-]

An army of runabouts with Dan Backslide's face. They can only communicate through shouting.

 

[pyrosaw]

An army of rainbow pandas.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I think that my army might do it.

An army of crippled children foaming at the mouth with psychic abilities. And they're foaming plaid.

 

[Discord]

Cat Riding Turtle Calvary


Random - Yes
Cute - Maybe
Confusing - More than Likely

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

An army made of ninjas who weild lawnmower blades and shoot rainbows out of guns

 

[Wierdguy]

An army of cuecumbers will devour you all.

 

[Radeonx]

An army of leprechauns riding tigers that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Only the lasers are actually rainbow colored spoons that explode on contact.

 

[jawakiller]

I am a weird army... Hear me roar mother fucker.

 

[Epslion.Bear]

An army of coal powered orbital cannons

 

[BoredDragon]

Cat Riding Turtle Calvary


Random - Yes
Cute - Maybe
Confusing - More than Likely

ok, so I think you broke my wtf-meter

 

[AvsJoe]

An army (well, more of a loose squadron) of miniature JAGs from Vexille. At least one of them is made up entirely of SPOONS!

 

[Super Six One]

Ducks, no one would suspect a duck, well apart from people with Anatidaephobia, they might suspect the ducks. I like the word Duck.

Duck duck duck.

 

[Gabanuka]

Fear my army of Elvis lookalikes wielding flaming sporks!

 

[Qwurty2.0]

My army of colossal lawn chairs that shoot kittens of death shall pwn you all!

 

[loc978]

Steam-powered robotic hops vines. They'd shoot metal hops cones and slash with metal leaves... also, they'd be able to burrow and move underground... until they needed to recharge their heating elements.
Being powered by steam also means they'd be scalding to the touch any time they were running.

Oh, and they'd all have the personalities of a bunch of drunken picts.

 

[SckizoBoy]

My army of kitten riding scorpions will overwhelm you with deadly cuteness and venom in equal measure!

Muahahahahaha!!

 

[Blueruler182]

The clone army. The catch? They're clones of Beiber. Sway the minds of pre-teen girls everywhere and I don't feel bad AT ALL about them dying. And if I clone one, I can clone more! And the more clones I make the faster I can build more production facilities to make more!