What is your weird army?
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I may get banned for this but here goes.....
Myself and a friend came up with this idea a while back in college.
I made it my gamer tag... DSA ******
It stands for down syndrome army
It works on the basis that supposedly down syndrome people are really awesome at one/a couple of things....whether it be intelligence, strength, etc
So we thought if you got all the guys with similar talents into groups and trained them in their talents they would be unstoppable!
*note this was joking about quite a few years back! I am now very embarrassed about it as I don't think it is a funny topic! but hey at least it fits the OPs title!
Myself and a friend came up with this idea a while back in college.
I made it my gamer tag... DSA ******
It stands for down syndrome army
It works on the basis that supposedly down syndrome people are really awesome at one/a couple of things....whether it be intelligence, strength, etc
So we thought if you got all the guys with similar talents into groups and trained them in their talents they would be unstoppable!
*note this was joking about quite a few years back! I am now very embarrassed about it as I don't think it is a funny topic! but hey at least it fits the OPs title!
That would be so awesome it would break time itself- no man should have that kind of power!
Well, since Sucker Punch already took World War I Steam-powered Zombie Germans i guess my suggestion would be evil robots disguised as household items which slowly sneak up to kill you but as soon as you look at them they istantly return to where you last left them. All mysterious deaths can be explained by an evil Toaster...
What i am saying is- do not turn your back on your Blender! Yeah i am talking to you Lisa Foiles!
Well, since Sucker Punch already took World War I Steam-powered Zombie Germans i guess my suggestion would be evil robots disguised as household items which slowly sneak up to kill you but as soon as you look at them they istantly return to where you last left them. All mysterious deaths can be explained by an evil Toaster...
What i am saying is- do not turn your back on your Blender! Yeah i am talking to you Lisa Foiles!
supermanNBC said:
Um, okay. Here it goes.
My army is composed of 50ft television screens that leak superheated baked beans every 20 minutes and 35 seconds. Their four legs are made of bouncy castles, and they have an enourmous digital watch wrapped around the ankle of each one that fires out fedoras made of lightning. Also, they can only speak in the ancient, ungodly tongue of Inglip.
Also, the screens - when not emitting beans - only show QVC, and emit a psychic aura that compels you to buy.
My army is composed of 50ft television screens that leak superheated baked beans every 20 minutes and 35 seconds. Their four legs are made of bouncy castles, and they have an enourmous digital watch wrapped around the ankle of each one that fires out fedoras made of lightning. Also, they can only speak in the ancient, ungodly tongue of Inglip.
Also, the screens - when not emitting beans - only show QVC, and emit a psychic aura that compels you to buy.
An army of Mio Isurugi's. That would be entertaining.
Mio Isurugi is a girl from an anime called MM! who is convinced she is God and at one notorious moment tries to cure a student of his severe masochism by attempting to kill him with a baseball bat while wearing a maid uniform.
An army of deeply sadistic school girls with a God complex. Beat that!
Mio Isurugi is a girl from an anime called MM! who is convinced she is God and at one notorious moment tries to cure a student of his severe masochism by attempting to kill him with a baseball bat while wearing a maid uniform.
An army of deeply sadistic school girls with a God complex. Beat that!
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It's Autism not Down Syndrome that gives you superpowers.BelfastSpartan said:
OT: A million of these guys
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An army of racist hypocrites, so they actually hate whatever nationality they are themselves. Groovy.
My army of naked goth chicks wielding squirtguns full of fake blood will defeat you all.
Just admit it. You would lose.
Captcha sez: "nteduca defined"
Well? What is it?
Just admit it. You would lose.
Captcha sez: "nteduca defined"
Well? What is it?
My rainbow Bronie cavalry shall be backed up by pink cat-girl tanks and a squadron of kitten's wielding machine guns.
I call it the Super Macho Army.
I call it the Super Macho Army.
