What is your weird army?

[Spartan X1]

Steam powered robot chickens astride rainbow colored unicorns

 

[noble cookie]

Army of flying wardrobes armed with sex toys.

They gonna wreck yo' ass.

Literally.

 

[gunrunnerjr]

robots that throw 100 dildos per second and fire rainbows of epic out of there eyes and shit acid...and spit fire........and fart co2.........we gona fuck you up

 

[Caligulove]

An army of permanently dead people. Fight by dropping themselves and their coffins onto their enemies. In gliders, cos any pilots are dead too

...so technically an Air Force as well

 

[Nocturnal Gentleman]

An army of these:

 

[Hunter15]

an army of necromorphs

 

[drbarno]

My army of mighty gazebos shall mow you down.

 

[alrekr]

one word... Narwhals

 

[Jfswift]

An army of Chuck Norris's...nuff said

Challenges you with an army of Charlie Sheens. XD XD

 

[platinawolf]

Self-replicating nanites taking the form of very cute kittens.

 

[Bugerion]

An army made of Braids every time they fuck up I can go back in time and win the battle >

 

[Jon Shannow]

An army of lopsided midgets cunningly disguised as the Hebrides

 

[StellarViking]

An army of steam-powered mechas with handlebar moustaches and monocles. Also, it's powered by the tears of orphans.

 

[Tortoiseloz]

An army of gordon freemans, and captcha codes because those will definuitley confuse the enemy

 

[eggy32]

My army is an army of thoughts, both incredibly unpleasant and extremely pleasant.
Some of my foes will be reduced to blubbering crybabies and others will have such pleasant thoughts and daydreams that they won't want to return to reality to fight me and will forever chase their dreams of ice cream and dandelions on a sunny day.

 

[eggy32]

Little bacon men cooked from the flesh of my enemies.

So you get your army by killing your enemies? How do you kill you enemies without an army first?

 

[Zantos]

An army made up of all the characters from all the shows that have ever been cancelled.

 

[Naeberius]

Army of gay zombies.