What is your weird army?

[Totenkopf]

An army of men who are actually women wearing fake moustaches.
Kind of like in "Life of Brian"

 

[Vandy]

An army of giggling teen age girls that makes other armies so self conscious they just leave.

 

[Aulleas123]

I would do an army of hipsters, but it probably wouldn't be anything that you guys would know about.

 

[kiwisushi]

An army of dandelions, the size of lions with the ability to move only when you aren't looking. You cut them down, and move on, but they grow when you don't expect it and the entire approaching army gets engulfed in dandelion death. Oh yeah, and the spores are more toxic than anthrax.

 

[Andrew Bonneau]

Charlie Sheen empowered zombie Ewok ninjas FTW!

 

[hecticpicnic]

Cat Riding Turtle Calvary


Random - Yes
Cute - Maybe
Confusing - More than Likely

ok, so I think you broke my wtf-meter

The reading on mine..they're...they're over..8000!!!

 

[ChippedShoulder]

Army of kittens riding Headcrabs wielding AK-47's with built in Portal guns.

 

[Tiger Sora]

An army of flying, laser shooting, light saber wielding, hyperdrive capable, multicolored ZZ Top beards.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

you will all fall to my army of velociraptor jedi pirates

 

[andy25100]

an army of dodger's, her awesome hair will defeat you

 

[AssassinJoe]

I am currently working on an army of robots in my secret lab.

All I have so far is an army of killer robots that think they're pigeons.

I'm not sure what I'm doing to cause that.

 

[cardinalwiggles]

my army would consist of canadian laser bears and egyptian flying hippos with a stream of rainbows

 

[Death God]

An army of alien, pop tart kittens who fly using rainbows and can only say one word: Nyan.

 

[StBishop]

Ballerino (male ballerina) metal heads.

 

[ediblemitten]

An army of 'Macho Man' Randy Savage clones, divided into color-coded regiments. Prefer suplexs and tombstone piledrivers to guns. Rely mostly on intimidation tactics and mental warfare.

'Oh yeah its about to get real, snap into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-Il'

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I'd have an army of Lion-Bee-Bear-Velociraptor hybrids (Bearbeelioraptors?) with goatees and they breathe out plasma tsunamis and they can shoot laser bees out of their eyes and they have wings made of radiation, string and katanas made of fire and they have lightsaber-drill stingers and they have cannons on their back which shoot Steampunk tanks piloted by shoggoths on trampolines wearing silly hats which fire Smiley-face nukes that play a Rick-Roll.
Oh yeah and they're RoboNinjas that speak Russian but can only understand German.

 

[The Gnome King]

Cat Riding Turtle Calvary


Random - Yes
Cute - Maybe
Confusing - More than Likely

You win. Period. The thread could have ended with the Cat Riding Turtle Calvary.

Any other army going up against them would be way too "WTF?" to do anything about it.

And by then, it would be too late.

 

[The Floating Nose]

An army of jelly dogs !

 

[boyvirgo666]

an army of sean conneries that shoot rolled up playboys drenched in scotch out of potatoe guns

With cats on their laps

on fire where the crackling sounds like the queen song 'dont stop me now'.