What Is Your Wish?

[Blatherscythe]

For those of you who have played Twisted Metal you should know of Calypso, winners of his demolition derby, dubbed Twisted Metal, are given a single wish, it can be anything, size, possibility and price are nothing. However Calypso usually screws over the winners of his contest by putting a twist on it, granting vague wishes that usually result in the winner's death or granting a wish that has two meanings resulting in death or something worse. Since Twisted Metal for the PS3 is coming out soon enough I thought why not celebrate by pretending to grant your wishes, simply make a wish and I'll grant it (be careful I'll try and mess it up for you).

Also please make it something you actually want, wishing me dead or making a paradox is fun, but not really the point of this thread and no you are not assuming the role of a Twisted Metal Character, you are you, plain and simple. So, make a wish!

Also...

I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Couldn't help it...

 

[AvsJoe]

There is a thread similar to this in the Forum Games called "Corrupt-a-Wish" or something like that.

I wish for the world to spend the next century in peace and happiness.

Found it. Here's the Corrupt a Wish game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.183134-Corrupt-a-Wish-game] thread.

 

[Blatherscythe]

There is a thread similar to this in the Forum Games called "Corrupt-a-Wish" or something like that.

I wish for the world to spend the next century in peace and happiness.

Congradulations, your in a coma. But in your comatose state you are imagining a world of bliss for yourself, so all in all it's not bad.

 

[S.R.S.]

Let's see if you really are Calypso;

I wish I could fly!

 

[Blatherscythe]

Let's see if you really are Calypso;

I wish I could fly!

Here's a first class plane ticket to Alaska, enjoy the flight!

 

[ayuri]

i wish you were allowed to do nothing at all. (ill be at your front door with a shot gun soon.

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish you were allowed to do nothing at all. (ill be at your front door with a shot gun soon.

Thank you for giving me the premission to do nothing, now guards! KILL THIS FOOL! *gunshots* Well that's one body we need to clean up.

 

[ayuri]

i wish you were allowed to do nothing at all. (ill be at your front door with a shot gun soon.

Thank you for giving me the premission to do nothing, now guards! KILL THIS FOOL! *gunshots* Well that's one body we need to clean up.

ahh... but talking is something

 

[Omikron009]

I wish I had a trillion more wishes.

 

[Zach Steadman]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I had a trillion more wishes.

All right, *light blooms from the skies*. There, one trillion shooting stars. What? You didn't say a trillion wishes from me!

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish you were allowed to do nothing at all. (ill be at your front door with a shot gun soon.

Thank you for giving me the premission to do nothing, now guards! KILL THIS FOOL! *gunshots* Well that's one body we need to clean up.

ahh... but talking is something

You said allowed, meaning that I can, but don't have to, not make. SO STAY DEAD DAMN IT!

 

[Blatherscythe]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

 

[Zach Steadman]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I wish I had a non crazy, psycopathic, actually a guy, has some disease, is linked to a terrorist plot, bangs my friend but my friend turns out to be me, has a family member who kills me, or is abducted by aliens supermodel to play videogames with me and shove in my friends face. Also teh console doesn't explode in my face, break, get me hacked, or anything like that, and my friends don't kill me in cold blood, or turn her into a lizard monster with the power of ares or any crap like that.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

Yes, for once someone isn't screwed over in this thread.

 

[ayuri]

i wish you were allowed to do nothing at all. (ill be at your front door with a shot gun soon.

Thank you for giving me the premission to do nothing, now guards! KILL THIS FOOL! *gunshots* Well that's one body we need to clean up.

ahh... but talking is something

You said allowed, meaning that I can, but don't have to, not make. SO STAY DEAD DAMN IT!

i forgot to read what i posted it should have been that you can't do anything then it would have been unstoppable.
but now i get to haunt you bwahaha

 

[Doinstuffman38]

I wish there was no such thing as motion control gaming. (ie: Kinect, Move, the Wii)

 

[Axolotl]

I wish that the world was awesome.

 

[Zach Steadman]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

Yes, for once someone isn't screwed over in this thread.

Thank God for having a lawyer like mind for loop holes right?