What Is Your Wish?

[Omikron009]

I wish I had a trillion more wishes.

All right, *light blooms from the skies*. There, one trillion shooting stars. What? You didn't say a trillion wishes from me!

Curse you, Calypso!!!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I had a non crazy, psycopathic, actually a guy, has some disease, is linked to a terrorist plot, bangs my friend but my friend turns out to be me, has a family member who kills me, or is abducted by aliens supermodel to play videogames with me and shove in my friends face. Also teh console doesn't explode in my face, break, get me hacked, or anything like that, and my friends don't kill me in cold blood, or turn her into a lizard monster with the power of ares or any crap like that.

So you want a sane psycopathic male model with cancer, who is a terrorist, has sex with you, who's father kills you to play games on an unbreakable console to brag to your friends about? Fine, but guess what? Your dead!

 

[Chris Binkley]

I wish you [speaking to him] were me.

Either now I am in his seat of power and can do what I want or he is also me and I have a clone of sorts who is sitting on said throne freeing me up to do more fun things.

 

[Cody211282]

I wish Dairy Queen was still open this late.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that the world was awesome.

Fine the world is now awesome, but you are not, so your never invited to any social gatherings, are shunned by society and most people want nothing to do with your unhip ass, now go away before someone sees me with you!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish you [speaking to him] were me.

Either now I am in his seat of power and can do what I want or he is also me and I have a clone of sorts who is sitting on said throne freeing me up to do more fun things.

Alright, I needed a new body anyway *Takes over your body making you a slave to my will*.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish Dairy Queen was still open this late.

Sure, unfortunatly the workers refuse to work such unreasonable hours and are now on strike and won't allow anyone into Dairy Queen.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish there was no such thing as motion control gaming. (ie: Kinect, Move, the Wii)

Wish granted, never cared for them anyways.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish I had a trillion more wishes.

All right, *light blooms from the skies*. There, one trillion shooting stars. What? You didn't say a trillion wishes from me!

Curse you, Calypso!!!

MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Maybe you'll win again, next year! AHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

[Blatherscythe]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

Yes, for once someone isn't screwed over in this thread.

Thank God for having a lawyer like mind for loop holes right?

I was trying to find a way to trap you in that show, but I failed to find a loophole in which I could fuck you over with.

 

[Chris Binkley]

I wish you [speaking to him] were me.

Either now I am in his seat of power and can do what I want or he is also me and I have a clone of sorts who is sitting on said throne freeing me up to do more fun things.

Alright, I needed a new body anyway *Takes over your body making you a slave to my will*.

considering his new will is my will to begin with I can't say I'd notice the change, except maybe that he was all up in my personal space for a bit before he vanished.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish you [speaking to him] were me.

Either now I am in his seat of power and can do what I want or he is also me and I have a clone of sorts who is sitting on said throne freeing me up to do more fun things.

Alright, I needed a new body anyway *Takes over your body making you a slave to my will*.

considering his new will is my will to begin with I can't say I'd notice the change, except maybe that he was all up in my personal space for a bit before he vanished.

Well since I see you have some control left, how about we share the rule over the Twisted Metal Tournament? It's either that, or I use my ungodly powers to make you go insane. Whaddya say?

 

[Zach Steadman]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

Yes, for once someone isn't screwed over in this thread.

Thank God for having a lawyer like mind for loop holes right?

I was trying to find a way to trap you in that show, but I failed to find a loophole in which I could fuck you over with.

Glad to hear it! lol I pride myself in overcoming the screw over loopholes of malicious wish granters(Genies,Calypso, etc.)

 

[Blatherscythe]

Ok. here we go.
I wish I had all the powers of the homunculus Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, but with a philosopher's stone of around 2 million souls instead of about 500, and retaining my personality.

All right, since I don't know what that is, I'll just grant the wish.

Great Success!

Yes, for once someone isn't screwed over in this thread.

Thank God for having a lawyer like mind for loop holes right?

I was trying to find a way to trap you in that show, but I failed to find a loophole in which I could fuck you over with.

Glad to hear it! lol I pride myself in overcoming the screw over loopholes of malicious wish granters(Genies,Calypso, etc.)

That's why you never wish for a ten inch cock, you wind up with a ten inch chicken.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Don't see how I could screw this up...

I wish I had a donut.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Don't see how I could screw this up...

I wish I had a donut.

Here you go, but I should tell you that it's pretty old man, like really old, as in I think ingesting such a stale, mouldy, weather worn, fly larva haven of a treat will kill you.

 

[The Geek Lord]

I wish for two more wishes.
I wish you won't screw me over on my next wish.
I wish for omnipotence, you know, having unlimited power and what not.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for two more wishes.
I wish you won't screw me over on my next wish.
I wish for omnipotence, you know, having unlimited power and what not.

Don't get ahead of yourself, you wished for two more wishes, look up. *two shooting stars land on you* remember to be precise, you didn't say wishes from me.

 

[JacobyPAX]

I wish to be president of Calenders.

 

[The Geek Lord]

I wish for two more wishes.
I wish you won't screw me over on my next wish.
I wish for omnipotence, you know, having unlimited power and what not.

Don't get ahead of yourself, you wished for two more wishes, look up. *two shooting stars land on you* remember to be precise, you didn't say wishes from me.

FFFFFFF
You win this round...