What Is Your Wish?

[arsenicCatnip]

I wish for my anxiety to be entirely cured without my death or a lobotomy.

 

[Xylis]

I wish for you not to screw over this wish.

 

[Rarhnor]

I wish to realize my destiny!

(let it be samurai, let it be samurai...)

 

[ironmace2.0]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

 

[TimeLord]

I wish someone would love me

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish to be president of Calenders.

Congradlations, your face is on the front of every calander as of today.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish someone would love me

Here's a letter from your new secret admirer.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish to realize my destiny!

(let it be samurai, let it be samurai...)

To die of old age around the ripe old age of 92, alone and unloved..

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

Star Wars: The Old Republic isn't being released in the UK (it's nice to be able to pull some strings in a company) and you can now read interesting words written on brains, too bad you have to crack skulls to read them.

 

[Rarhnor]

I wish to realize my destiny!

(let it be samurai, let it be samurai...)

To die of old age around the ripe old age of 92, alone and unloved..

NOOOOOO! Don't jinx me!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for you not to screw over this wish.

Party pooper, GUARDS! Kill this person.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for my anxiety to be entirely cured without my death or a lobotomy.

Congratulations your no longer paraniod or unreasonably fearful, although as a side effect your really brave now. So brave in fact that you do stupid and dangerous things that will eventually kill you.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I wish for my anxiety to be entirely cured without my death or a lobotomy.

Congratulations your no longer paraniod or unreasonably fearful, although as a side effect your really brave now. So brave in fact that you do stupid and dangerous things that will eventually kill you.

That is actually really awesome in a weird way. Thank you, Calypso!

 

[ironmace2.0]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

Star Wars: The Old Republic isn't being released in the UK (it's nice to be able to pull some strings in a company) and you can now read interesting words written on brains, too bad you have to crack skulls to read them.

Hmmmm so now I will become a super insane villian who cracks open peoples skulls to read words on their brains and who moves to america to play Star wars the old republic until it gets boring, I think you just made my life a lot more interesting, thank you!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for my anxiety to be entirely cured without my death or a lobotomy.

Congratulations your no longer paraniod or unreasonably fearful, although as a side effect your really brave now. So brave in fact that you do stupid and dangerous things that will eventually kill you.

That is actually really awesome in a weird way. Thank you, Calypso!

Your welcome, have fun doing crazy stunts.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

Star Wars: The Old Republic isn't being released in the UK (it's nice to be able to pull some strings in a company) and you can now read interesting words written on brains, too bad you have to crack skulls to read them.

Hmmmm so now I will become a super insane villian who cracks open peoples skulls to read words on their brains and who moves to america to play Star wars the old republic until it gets boring, I think you just made my life a lot more interesting, thank you!

Well since your going to become a serial killer, want a Needles Kane mask? Maybe a flaming head? And how about a modified, armed to the teeth Ice-cream truck?

 

[ironmace2.0]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

Star Wars: The Old Republic isn't being released in the UK (it's nice to be able to pull some strings in a company) and you can now read interesting words written on brains, too bad you have to crack skulls to read them.

Hmmmm so now I will become a super insane villian who cracks open peoples skulls to read words on their brains and who moves to america to play Star wars the old republic until it gets boring, I think you just made my life a lot more interesting, thank you!

Well since your going to become a serial killer, want a Needles Kane mask? Maybe a flaming head? And how about a modified, armed to the teeth Ice-cream truck?

That is the best idea ever, you my good sir are truly awesome!

 

[Tdc2182]

Awesome thread.

Hmmm.... I wish I was as happy while retaining my current and physical state for all of eternity...

I wonder what you can do...

 

[StBishop]

I want to be granted unlimited wishes, by you, that are not twisted or misconstrued, have no side effects, that can be edited or modified at any time, without exception, by myself, and only myself, by any number of means (Written word, speech, thought et cetera) of which; none will, directly or indirectly, lead to my death, dismemberment, harm, injury (major or otherwise), mental stability being effected, or any occurance that would affect my ability to make further wishes.


Did I miss anything?

 

[JLML]

Well, I wish neither me nor that person will ever die, age, go insane, get weak, get hurt, get sick, become outcasts, be unable to do anything we want to or ever having to face the consequences of you trying to screw this wish up. =P