What Is Your Wish?

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

Star Wars: The Old Republic isn't being released in the UK (it's nice to be able to pull some strings in a company) and you can now read interesting words written on brains, too bad you have to crack skulls to read them.

Hmmmm so now I will become a super insane villian who cracks open peoples skulls to read words on their brains and who moves to america to play Star wars the old republic until it gets boring, I think you just made my life a lot more interesting, thank you!

Well since your going to become a serial killer, want a Needles Kane mask? Maybe a flaming head? And how about a modified, armed to the teeth Ice-cream truck?

That is the best idea ever, you my good sir are truly awesome!

Here you are, what do you think?

 

[Tzekelkan]

Haha, this is great. Let me try something simple... don't cheat now!

I wish my immune system were stronger so I could be more resistant to disease.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want to be granted unlimited wishes, by you, that are not twisted or misconstrued, have no side effects, that can be edited or modified at any time, without exception, by myself, and only myself, by any number of means (Written word, speech, thought et cetera) of which; none will, directly or indirectly, lead to my death, dismemberment, harm, injury (major or otherwise), mental stability being effected, or any occurance that would affect my ability to make further wishes.


Did I miss anything?

Not at all, guards, please shoot this man.

 

[ironmace2.0]

I wish for 2 more wishes from you that are not in the form of shooting stars and wont screw me over, now my next wishes are that Star wars the old republic will cost £0.00 to buy and the monthly subscribiton to be £0.00 and it is the best game ever. My final wish is to be able to read minds but I can turn the power on and off.

I wonder how your going to screw over my wishes.

Star Wars: The Old Republic isn't being released in the UK (it's nice to be able to pull some strings in a company) and you can now read interesting words written on brains, too bad you have to crack skulls to read them.

Hmmmm so now I will become a super insane villian who cracks open peoples skulls to read words on their brains and who moves to america to play Star wars the old republic until it gets boring, I think you just made my life a lot more interesting, thank you!

Well since your going to become a serial killer, want a Needles Kane mask? Maybe a flaming head? And how about a modified, armed to the teeth Ice-cream truck?

That is the best idea ever, you my good sir are truly awesome!

Here you are, what do you think?

(High five!) thats pretty cool.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Haha, this is great. Let me try something simple... don't cheat now!

I wish my immune system were stronger so I could be more resistant to disease.

Okay, but the only way to get more immunities is through injecting the diesease into you, through needles. *teleport* Your strapped to a docters chair, about to be injected with hundreds of needles.

 

[crudus]

I wish for a living TARDIS as defined by the show Doctor Who with everything necessary to use the TARDIS.

 

[StBishop]

I want to be granted unlimited wishes, by you, that are not twisted or misconstrued, have no side effects, that can be edited or modified at any time, without exception, by myself, and only myself, by any number of means (Written word, speech, thought et cetera) of which; none will, directly or indirectly, lead to my death, dismemberment, harm, injury (major or otherwise), mental stability being effected, or any occurance that would affect my ability to make further wishes.


Did I miss anything?

Not at all, guards, please shoot this man.

Did that wish not lead to my death?

 

[Tzekelkan]

Haha, this is great. Let me try something simple... don't cheat now!

I wish my immune system were stronger so I could be more resistant to disease.

Okay, but the only way to get more immunities is through injecting the diesease into you, through needles. *teleport* Your strapped to a docters chair, about to be injected with hundreds of needles.

I just... that is... er, what in...

Wow, you're good.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Awesome thread.

Hmmm.... I wish I was as happy while retaining my current and physical state for all of eternity...

I wonder what you can do...

Your strapped into your bed, being injected with some great heroin, through some big ass needles.

 

[Necrofudge]

I wish that, without causing harm to me, directly or otherwise, and without ruining my life financially, socially, or in any other way I would deem unacceptable (the definition of which I can change without any formal notice on your part), you would strangle yourself to death for my amusement.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want to be granted unlimited wishes, by you, that are not twisted or misconstrued, have no side effects, that can be edited or modified at any time, without exception, by myself, and only myself, by any number of means (Written word, speech, thought et cetera) of which; none will, directly or indirectly, lead to my death, dismemberment, harm, injury (major or otherwise), mental stability being effected, or any occurance that would affect my ability to make further wishes.


Did I miss anything?

Not at all, guards, please shoot this man.

Did that wish not lead to my death?

No, your wish did not lead to this death, I just hate wise asses who try to pull the unlimited wishes BS. I can have my guards shoot you at anytime.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Well, I wish neither me nor that person will ever die, age, go insane, get weak, get hurt, get sick, become outcasts, be unable to do anything we want to or ever having to face the consequences of you trying to screw this wish up. =P

Your put into a gaint, indestructable, hamster ball made just for you after being given immortality and immunities that prevent mental and physical breakdown. But you cannot exit the small doorway.

 

[StBishop]

I want to be granted unlimited wishes, by you, that are not twisted or misconstrued, have no side effects, that can be edited or modified at any time, without exception, by myself, and only myself, by any number of means (Written word, speech, thought et cetera) of which; none will, directly or indirectly, lead to my death, dismemberment, harm, injury (major or otherwise), mental stability being effected, or any occurance that would affect my ability to make further wishes.


Did I miss anything?

Not at all, guards, please shoot this man.

Did that wish not lead to my death?

No, your wish did not lead to this death, I just hate wise asses who try to pull the unlimited wishes BS. I can have my guards shoot you at anytime.

Does my wise-arse wish annoying you not affect your decision to have me shot?

Also, what I would actually wish for is Being a successful Doctor with a family who are all happy and healthy and have anything (within reason) that they could hope and wish for. Obviously I include myself when saying 'happy family'.


Probably easier to find holes in that one.

 

[Tdc2182]

Awesome thread.

Hmmm.... I wish I was as happy while retaining my current and physical state for all of eternity...

I wonder what you can do...

Your strapped into your bed, being injected with some great heroin, through some big ass needles.

.... How did you know I hated needles?

 

[Blatherscythe]

Awesome thread.

Hmmm.... I wish I was as happy while retaining my current and physical state for all of eternity...

I wonder what you can do...

Your strapped into your bed, being injected with some great heroin, through some big ass needles.

.... How did you know I hated needles?

Who doesn't hate needles?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want to be granted unlimited wishes, by you, that are not twisted or misconstrued, have no side effects, that can be edited or modified at any time, without exception, by myself, and only myself, by any number of means (Written word, speech, thought et cetera) of which; none will, directly or indirectly, lead to my death, dismemberment, harm, injury (major or otherwise), mental stability being effected, or any occurance that would affect my ability to make further wishes.


Did I miss anything?

Not at all, guards, please shoot this man.

Did that wish not lead to my death?

No, your wish did not lead to this death, I just hate wise asses who try to pull the unlimited wishes BS. I can have my guards shoot you at anytime.

Does my wise-arse wish annoying you not affect your decision to have me shot?

Also, what I would actually wish for is Being a successful Doctor with a family who are all happy and healthy and have anything (within reason) that they could hope and wish for. Obviously I include myself when saying 'happy family'.


Probably easier to find holes in that one.

Fine, your the most famous docter in the world. They say you could bring the dead back to life, which is actually the case with your "happy family", good job Frankenstein!

 

[JLML]

Well, I wish neither me nor that person will ever die, age, go insane, get weak, get hurt, get sick, become outcasts, be unable to do anything we want to or ever having to face the consequences of you trying to screw this wish up. =P

Your put into a giant, indestructible, hamster ball made just for you after being given immortality and immunities that prevent mental and physical breakdown. But you cannot exit the small doorway.

We exit anyway, since we don't have to face the consequences of you trying to screw it up xD (heh, take that! Consequence bypassing!! )

Besides, you missed the "be unable to do anything we want to" part that prevents you from putting us in there... we can't do whatever we want in a hamster ball. Besides, it can't be indestructible if we want to destroy it

Also fixed spelling errors, as I've been a Grammar Nazi for too long xD

 

[glimmrang]

A new video card for my computer, something in the Nvidia GForce series something higher then a 8800.

 

[Blatherscythe]

A new video card for my computer, something in the Nvidia GForce series something higher then a 8800.

Here's a new video card, wrong for the computer you use.