What Is Your Wish?

[glimmrang]

A new video card for my computer, something in the Nvidia GForce series something higher then a 8800.

Here's a new video card, wrong for the computer you use.

Great, off to the computer store.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Well, I wish neither me nor that person will ever die, age, go insane, get weak, get hurt, get sick, become outcasts, be unable to do anything we want to or ever having to face the consequences of you trying to screw this wish up. =P

Your put into a giant, indestructible, hamster ball made just for you after being given immortality and immunities that prevent mental and physical breakdown. But you cannot exit the small doorway.

We exit anyway, since we don't have to face the consequences of you trying to screw it up xD (heh, take that! Consequence bypassing!! )

Besides, you missed the "be unable to do anything we want to" part that prevents you from putting us in there... we can't do whatever we want in a hamster ball. Besides, it can't be indestructible if we want to destroy it

Also fixed spelling errors, as I've been a Grammar Nazi for too long xD

Well pissing me off is not a good idea, I raze Earth until there is nothing left(my powers are only good in this galaxy so you can't leave or you'll die), so have a happy exsistance in nothing.

EDIT: Fuck it, you win this time.

 

[StBishop]

i wish you kill yourself no way around that

Sure there is:
"Guards... I am going to drown myself. The moment that my heart stops and I am, therefore, legally dead, fish me out and perform CPR. Have a team of fully equipped medical professionals ready to resuscitate me. After the "Wootsman" has seen this all, kill him/her."

Edit: Semi-related, fun trivia: Slash (Famous guitarist from Guns and Roses) has died 3 times...

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish for a living TARDIS as defined by the show Doctor Who with everything necessary to use the TARDIS.

Okay then... Wish granted.

 

[drdamo]

I'd wish for everyone not needing to wish anything anymore.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I wish that, without causing harm to me, directly or otherwise, and without ruining my life financially, socially, or in any other way I would deem unacceptable (the definition of which I can change without any formal notice on your part), you would strangle yourself to death for my amusement.

Alright then, I'd make a clone of myself and strangle it.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I'd wish for everyone not needing to wish anything anymore.

Everyone is now dead.

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish you kill yourself no way around that

I'd make a clone, kill it, then light you on fire and watch you burn to death.

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish you kill yourself no way around that

Sure there is:
"Guards... I am going to drown myself. The moment that my heart stops and I am, therefore, legally dead, fish me out and perform CPR. Have a team of fully equipped medical professionals ready to resuscitate me. After the "Wootsman" has seen this all, kill him/her."

Edit: Semi-related, fun trivia: Slash (Famous guitarist from Guns and Roses) has died 3 times...

good thing i brought a 44. magnum with me

Yeah, I have a 15 guards 5 hot strippers and the powers of god in this thread, BRING IT BIATCH!

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish you kill yourself no way around that

Sure there is:
"Guards... I am going to drown myself. The moment that my heart stops and I am, therefore, legally dead, fish me out and perform CPR. Have a team of fully equipped medical professionals ready to resuscitate me. After the "Wootsman" has seen this all, kill him/her."

Edit: Semi-related, fun trivia: Slash (Famous guitarist from Guns and Roses) has died 3 times...

good thing i brought a 44. magnum with me

Yeah, I have a 15 guards 5 hot strippers and the powers of god in this thread, BRING IT BIATCH!

well i wont give the honor killing me so ill shoot my self good luck cleaning out the stains mahahahhaha

That's what Oxiclean is for my friend.

 

[Blatherscythe]

i wish you kill yourself no way around that

Sure there is:
"Guards... I am going to drown myself. The moment that my heart stops and I am, therefore, legally dead, fish me out and perform CPR. Have a team of fully equipped medical professionals ready to resuscitate me. After the "Wootsman" has seen this all, kill him/her."

Edit: Semi-related, fun trivia: Slash (Famous guitarist from Guns and Roses) has died 3 times...

good thing i brought a 44. magnum with me

Yeah, I have a 15 guards 5 hot strippers and the powers of god in this thread, BRING IT BIATCH!

well i wont give the honor killing me so ill shoot my self good luck cleaning out the stains mahahahhaha

That's what Oxiclean is for my friend.

well i was eating tons of indian food good luck with the smell

Ah, good'ole Febreeze.

 

[drdamo]

I'd wish for everyone not needing to wish anything anymore.

Everyone is now dead.

Including the wishgranter, his army and basically anything that can walk.
Good, seems my wish came true just as i expected it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Blatherscythe]

I'd wish for everyone not needing to wish anything anymore.

Everyone is now dead.

Including the wishgranter, his army and basically anything that can walk.
Good, seems my wish came true just as i expected it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm the wishgranter, I don't need to make wishes, I just need to grant them. So I'm not dead.

 

[oblivion220791]

I wish xBox went bankrupt

 

[Elburzito]

I wish for the ability to control the minds of others.

 

[drdamo]

I'd wish for everyone not needing to wish anything anymore.

Everyone is now dead.

Including the wishgranter, his army and basically anything that can walk.
Good, seems my wish came true just as i expected it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm the wishgranter, I don't need to make wishes, I just need to grant them. So I'm not dead.

If the nature of the wishgranter is to grant wishes and not to wish them, then the wishgranter either willfully accepts that, despite not being killed, he'd be killing his own existence or that he choose not to question himself and by that wished not to be different in which case a paradox would appear either killing him in the progress or unwishing the granted wish!