What item in a video game would you buy in real life?

[Overlord Moo]

zero point energy field manipulator(a.k.a. the gravity gun) or the rift ripper for Rachet and clank: up your arsenal

 

[Scobie]

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[clicketycrack]

The blades of chaos. I'd hang them over my mantle and tell dinner guests that I'd killed about 50,000 minotaurs, undead, and harpies with them. They would be a nice little conversation piece. Also if anyone ever broke into my house and saw those they would leg before they even knew they were legging it.

 

[Link Kadeshi]

First, give me Link's equipment first and foremost. Mjolnir Mark VI armor... I would die in style, thanks to my nerdy, non-enhanced frame. If I wanted to live, then a Chozo Power armor. As a nerd, I have certain problems with living through fights, a problem any of those may help rectify... Link's upgraded gauntlets/bracelets providing the strength to lift up massive pillars for instance. You would all suffer the tyranny of the most insane over powered nerd evar[sic]!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Kajt]

The Portal Gun, that or a shit load of Banshees.
Or maybe 1UP Shrooms?

 

[Clirck]

Apature Science Handheld Portal Device
You just can't ask anything better than that.

 

[soren7550]

-The Daichi from Fable 2
-The Dark Energy Gravity Gun from Half Life 2
-The Plasma Sword from Halo 3
-The Hidden Assassin's Blade from Assassin's Creed
-The Specter Rifle model X from Mass Effect

All I can think of at the moment.

Up next:Outfits!

 

[D_987]

Most certainly a working Lancer.

 

[nathan-dts]

Stealth camo from MGS. Think of the perverted possibilities.

 

[jaammiie]

Why do quite a lot of people choose guns? They would be useless in real life, you would get destroyed by armies...

Personally I would choose the ASHPD (Portal Gun). For one, because I am lazy, I could put a portal in the fridge and then make another portal and grab some food. Also because I could travel long distances quickly.

 

[Christemo]

a gender-switch surgery and all the Sisters of Battle Canoness gear in Soulstorm. me being the most powerful chick in the world

Frostmourne. Nuff said.

Masamune >

 

[Christemo]

Why do quite a lot of people choose guns? They would be useless in real life, you would get destroyed by armies...

Personally I would choose the ASHPD (Portal Gun). For one, because I am lazy, I could put a portal in the fridge and then make another portal and grab some food. Also because I could travel long distances quickly.

ROFL. nice idea

 

[Xvito]

I'd buy Zero Suit Samus' suit, because then she wouldn't have one ^.^

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

A crowbar. Cause it's cheap.

 

[Blair Bennett]

I was gunna say buffout. But other than that, I think my choice would be either the Dagger of Time (for obvious reasons, as well as the fact that you could use it as a conventional weapon), or Louis Simms' Sherif's Duster (because, well, think about it: it looks badass, and it improves your skill with firearms. What's not to like?)

I believe you mean Lucas Simms Sheriff's Duster, Blair! And yes, it's badass, my character uses it all the time.

As for me, if I could buy any item, it would have to be the T-51b Power Armor, nothing gets better than that.

Yes, Ice Storm, yes I do. Apparently I type different things than what I mean to say. Realized my mistake maybe 20 minutes after I posted, and couldn't be bothered to change it right away. Also, as a social experiment, I wanted to see how long it took for someone to notice, and, to be honest, it took longer than was expected. That, or people noticed a long time ago, and had similar thoughts towards correcting that particular mistake.

 

[Marble Dragon]

I want a dream fluff from Psychonauts. Okay, maybe I'm strange, but they just look so tasty...

 

[The Legendary Phoenix]

R.Y.N.O. 1-3 from Ratchet & Clank
And the body armor in my size from Ratchet Deadlocked. 0
Ah the mayhem I could bring upon society....then again I'm suppose to be a good guy. * personal moral choice* ah dilemmas -.-

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

not sure if this counts but master chief armor. seriously that seems kick ass could breath under water for a bit jump high survive falls and shit awesome.

 

[Daymo]

The medic's ubercharge gun from Team Fortress, heals any injuries I have and I can become invicble every so often.

 

[Undyingmarksman]

A strider from half-life 2, can't ride it but awesome to control.