What kind of drunk are you?

[Noamuth]

Been drunk only a few times, and I generally seem to be a hungry/happy/horny drunk.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm the guy sitting in the corner of the bar, drinking a club soda and watching every one make a fool of themselves.

Its pretty funny to be the sober one.

 

[Icehearted]

Friendly, laid back, dances with a lot of women (pretty good at it too), but sadly sometimes I get hated because some of these women are not single.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Im a "designated driver" type drunk. Meaning I don't drink to start with.

 

[wastedyouth89]

I'm a self-describing drunk. I like to tell everyone I'm drunk as well as how my life is going, how much I need to get laid, and how awesome I am. I just like to discuss me. I'm also really friendly and much more willing to get... handsy. Not bad enough to get a lawsuit though

*Also, to all the people posting how they don't drink, Stop It. If you asked "What's your favorite video game" on a forum and someone responded with "I don't play video games", you'd get annoyed wouldn't you. If you don't drink, good for you.

 

[Saskwach]

As a friend of mine describes it right now (as I'm drunk): talkative; meaning of life drunk.

 

[antipunt]

As a friend of mine describes it right now (as I'm drunk): talkative; meaning of life drunk.

^This be me

 

[Captain Spiral]

Today i found out that I am a happy-factoid drunk. Happy go lucky, but will spew out random facts about various subjects, be them mythology, games, anime, psychology, or zoolology.

So what kind of drunk are you?

are you a biology major? or just addicted to animal planet.

On topic, I am a loud, fun drunk. More often than naught I was streaking through busy streets during my wild drunk festivities in high school.

How lovely.

I do love Animal Planet but it's more because I read alot and pick of random facts everywhere. Facts that will probably never help me in life, ever.

Unless someone one day puts a gun to my head and asks me to name five different species of bees and their habits or they'll kill me...

 

[Shadow_Kid]

I tend to get really tired and want to go to sleep. Although, I can be a very friendly drunk (and a little horny. Shhh.) and tend to talk before I think (even though I do it sober, its worse when I drink).

wow that sounds like something i would say while being drunk

shhhh

 

[similar.squirrel]

The kind of drunk who apologises profusely for being drunk then apologises for apologising so profusely.

I'll probably mix drinks at some point, vomit, fall asleep behind a sofa, wake up the next morning before everyone else and tidy up.

 

[Broady Brio]

The only time when I was really drunk was about a month ago.

I was a happy drunk, who may splurt out random words to everyone, oh no secrets by the way.

 

[Midniqht]

im the kind thats always happy up to the point of annoyance, and then randomly pass out on the floor, however, it takes a great many drinks to get to that peak

 

[Dys]

I'm generally a quiet drunk (compared to my sober, outgoing benchmark), although I've been told that I'm a hilarious asshole to people at times. I treat tend to be fairly rude to people I see as stupid when sober, but apparently I'm 'better' at it when drunk.

 

[fenrizz]

|1;I get very happy, and cuddly when drunk.

 

[MindofMykyta]

I am way too flirty and... Romantic, I guess you could say, when drunk.

True story, while at a party, I drank a little too much and ended up making out with my friend's girlfriend (he was out of the town). She was incredibly drunk as well so when we told the boyfriend, he wasn't too upset (drunk people do stupid, drunk things).

But I did let him shoot me with an airsoft gun, point-blank range, multiple times.

I deserved it, haha!

 

[MrGFunk]

So what kind of drunk are you?

I'm a fall over drunk. Sometimes, I know it's happening but I have no compulsion to stop, it's just happening.

 

[Yuzzi]

I'm a cheesy drunk. I come up with surprisingly witty comments even when drunk.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Im the crazy funny drunk, with almost no limits as to what i will say or do..
Most people that dont know me think i am a complete nutter, a funny nutter that is..
I laugh constantly cause im always in a good mood..

 

[axia777]

I am a happy, loud, partying drunk. PARTY!!!!!