What Kind of "-ist" Are You?

[SomethingUnrelated]

Realist.

Realist: That glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Love it.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Oppertunist easily!

 

[DazZ.]

Realist, or sexist.

But it wouldn't matter what sex is bringing me the glass, just as long as someone is topping it up I'm happy.
Selfishist isn't a word though.

 

[TheBigNoob]

Realist. You're fat. Just calling them as I see them.

Wait, maybe that just makes me an asshole? Hmm.

 

[joshuaayt]

I dual class as a Capitalist Nihilist

 

[Sethzard]

Realist/pessimist (I'm not sure which) and serial rapist

 

[Kinguendo]

I am a RAPist... I love to rap.

Wait, what? Thats not what the means?! :O

In all seriousness, I would say I am a realist but contradictory also slightly conspiracist...

Like for example... if you drank from the glass then it is half empty, if you filled it up half way then it is half full. But what if it has always been half way?! ALIENS!

(I dont believe in Aliens.)

 

[Jedamethis]

Optimist. The pesimist thing never made sense to me, why measure the nothingness?
"There is this much nothing in the glass."

(Yes I know that there's still air there, but it's pretty much nothing)

 

[Azaradel]

I'm a pessimist and a realist.

But if you pressed me to pick one, pessimist probably fits me the best.

 

[Julianking93]

Either realist or idealist when you put it like that

And I guess optimist could go in there too.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

According to the chart, I switch between optimist and realist.

I'm an optimist

I'm also a Nihilist though that description is inaccurate. It's not believing that life doesn't exist, it's believing that life doesn't have purpose.

Under that def., I'm a nihilist. I always find a way to deal with things despite that though. Depending on whose company I'm in, when things get bad or seem awry, I either get real sardonic or I just don't worry about it and have some optimism.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'm an optometrist; I look through the glass.

 

[Vet2501]

My glass is already broken, what does that make me?

If I had to choose, then pessimist.

[sub][sub]and sexist[/sub][/sub]

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Optimist-communist.

There's plenty and we should divide it equally.

 

[Kajt]

I'm going for realist. That's a glass, alright.

 

[Beardon65]

I'm an optimist and something else, I dunno. To me it'd be:
"Is the cup half full or half empty?"
"Of what?"
"Anything"
"Can it be A&W root beer?"
"Sure, fine, whatever. Is it half full or half empty?"
"Doesn't matter now, I'll I know is I'm going to need a refill, 'cause half a glass of root beer isn't going to do"
"..."
"So where's this glass of root beer?"
That's how I'd imagine the conversation'd go.

 

[menamebephil]

Sexist as all hell.

I'm thinking of calling it a lifestyle choice.

 

[Kimarous]

Mix between optimist and realist. I try to maintain a positive outlook whilst keeping a level head.