Grumpy Old Video Game Nerd.
You kids today with your fancy graphics and your source engine and your halo-man helmets and your wireless controllers and your rechargeable batteries and your red ring of death, etc, etc, etc. You whippersnappers couldn't tell a good game if it smacked you upside the head with frozen polygons. Back in my day we didn't have all these fancy water effects. No we had gameplay, and story, and even sprites back then! When fancy graphics weren't around and games couldn't look good they had to focus on innovativity and intelligent storyline and fun. Back in my day there was no "resurrection chambers" for when you walk yourself into a bullet like an idiot. We had lives, sometimes only 1! and when you ran out you started over from your last save point if that! sometimes you have to start all over! and not to mention we didn't have your fancy nanotech suits that keep the bad things out. Back then flowers would kill you! and bugs! and spoiled food! and if you wanted to play multiplayer, you had to have your own friends! none of this hand-holdy, 'you wait here while mummy finds you a playmate dear' online multiplayer! You kids today have games so easy, if it weren't for my arthritis i could beat you at them with my left toes!
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One of those people. I'm going to be the old lady who sits there with her pet and yells at the kids to get off my porch or i'm gettin the pepper spray.