I am a scholarly nerd, having learned many things in my immortal life. For example, I know that if I pluck the threads making up the fabric of reality just right, I can actually create or destroy matter. However, sometimes I pluck too hard and the entire universe unravels. Then I have to spend the next hundred million years or so weaving them back into place. I always get some things incorrect, as well. Why, I remember this one alternate universe I created where there were two World Wars and sequels to the Matrix!