What kind of pets have you had?

[CIA]

I once had a rabbit for a little bit. It shat all over the kitchen, and I was more than glad to give him back.

I have a dog and three cats.

I'm sorry, but the fuck?

I was the fucking about having someone say the exact same thing as me just one post earlier. What are you the fucking about?

 

[Chiddy]

2 cats which are lazy as, and are uterly useless

 

[DarkFenix]

I had a dog until recently when he passed on. I've also had hamsters,mice, and fish.

At the moment I have two aquariums the smallest has a single pelco (kirby) and an angel fish (has no name). The larger one has two Tiger Oscars named Fenix and Chowda and a pleco named Hoover

 

[CIA]

I once had a rabbit for a little bit. It shat all over the kitchen, and I was more than glad to give him back.

I have a dog and three cats.

I'm sorry, but the fuck?

I was the fucking about having someone say the exact same thing as me just one post earlier. What are you the fucking about?

I'm amazed he has pets. I mean, I thought he just ate them.

Oh...

Why would you think that?

 

[Stormz]

Used to have two cats but now only one, we've also had a dog. Cats are my favorite.

 

[thiosk]

I had a bottle of triflouroacetic acid.

It was seriously crawling up the sides of the bottle trying to escape.

That has to count.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I had four hamsters. I say had because they're all dead now. I didn't do it!

 

[thiosk]

Used to have two cats but now only one, we've also had a dog. Cats are my favorite.

Everyone on the internet prefers cats. Dog people are too busy with their needy pets to post on forums. If you see someone posting on the internet who claims to be a dog lover, they are lying, because the dog is locked in the basement\tied to a tree outside so that the owner doesn't have to hear them, see them, smell them, or touch them.

 

[Mekado]

A big cuddly white-orange cat,he's gone though and damn the place is so empty think i'm gonna get a new cat very soon this is depressing hahaha

 

[CIA]

Oh...

Why would you think that?

You don't know Max that much do you?

No not really.

 

[Radeonx]

I once had a rabbit for a little bit. It shat all over the kitchen, and I was more than glad to give him back.

I have a dog and three cats.

I'm sorry, but the fuck?

...Yes?

I thought the same thing.

Seriously, what?

Your you. Basically Satan's soul. Normally pure evil doesn't have concentrated pets. It eats them first, and uses their skulls as a necklace. Or a coffee mug.

 

[shaltir]

one husky, three cats, and a deer that is in the yard often enough that it isn't freaked out when i walk around outside.

 

[Scrythe]

A cat, several dogs, countless birds and fish, an endless spawn of hamsters, ane a Venus Flytrap (that was fun).

I aim to get myself a ferret. I've always wanted a ferret since I was a child, and I will not rest until I am a ferret owner.

Spoiler: I'd also love to have a sugar glider.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

1 kitten, 1 parakeet, 3 fish, I had 4 fish but, I woke up one morning and only had 3 left, its like it vanished. I always wanted a lizard and a snake.

 

[Radeonx]

Your you. Basically Satan's soul. Normally pure evil doesn't have concentrated pets. It eats them first, and uses their skulls as a necklace. Or a coffee mug.

Seriously?
You've never seen a Villain Cat?

Does it have a monocle and get stroked lightly by its master during evil meetings?

 

[Nemorov]

1 kitten, 1 parakeet, 3 fish, I had 4 fish but, I woke up one morning and only had 3 left, its like it vanished. I always wanted a lizard and a snake.

You know, that's happened to me more than once... I think the other fish decide it's snack time. >_>