What kind of sex life do you have?

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hooksashands

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The last time I had bedroom fun was in mid May with my then-girlfriend. I was her first guy (she's bisexual and had only been intimate with other women up until we met). Then we split in early June. I still talk to her, but we don't mess around anymore.
 

bluepilot

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Quaxar said:
bluepilot said:
Nice big box of toys and batteries

...I guess I should get a man but whenever they see that collection they just run away and then shun me as though I was some sort of sex crazed whore
Well, if they can't see the point of an R/C car collection then there's really no use to it anyway.
I just cannot resist the way those things rev me up
 

Proverbial Jon

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No girlfriend and no sex life. I've done the whole relationship thing before but never the sex thing.

Don't miss or desire either of them at the moment to be honest.
 

maninahat

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Sparodic. It's a five hour train journey to my girlfriend's house, and I only get to stay there for so long.
 

Mr F.

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Used to be a man whore. Fucked a lot of people, messed things up with a lot of people.

Then I became celibate.

Been single for over a year, about that long since I so much as kissed someone. Its fine.

So life "Under the sheets" is empty. I don't even wank.
 

Lt._nefarious

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Well given that I'm a teenage nerd with low self confidence my "sex" life pretty much just revolves around photoshopped pictures of Scarlett Johansson and Rule 34 (har har, kidding! The sites I go on have quality control and you can choose to block all images of a certain nature. Like a classier version of Rule 34, virtually no pedophilia... Haha, please don't ban me...)
 

Nalgas D. Lemur

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Richard A. Kiernan said:
Given the following list of some of my traits, I'll let you extrapolate:

- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one computer system from every decade since the 1940s.
- I have simulated, emulated or natively used at least one operating system from every decade since the 1960s.
- I have written a simulator for a hypothetical educational computer architecture purely for the purposes of personal amusement.
- I own eight fully capable computing machines, along with several other embedded systems with onboard programmability.
- I have attempted to learn FORTRAN 77 simply for personal amusement, not for any practical purpose.
- I have read and continue to read literature solely for the purposes of personal amusement from several genres that are not considered to be typical reading material, including programming manuals, automotive engineering books, books on military armour and small arms and English dictionaries.
- When asked a history question to which I didn't know the answer at the time, I proceeded to learn the answer and remembered the question for more than a year before giving the answer to a friend that was present when I didn't know the answer.
- On multiple occasions, my Wikipedia searches have left me with tabs open on at least four wildly disparate subjects, such as the biological policies of the Soviet Union, Bakelite plastic, a World War II battle, a mid-1950s jet fighter, V8 engines from a World War II aeroplane, and the PDP-11. Good luck connecting those together.

Have you guessed yet?
Nearly every single one of those accurately describes me. I'm not quite sure if I have every one of those decades covered because I haven't kept track, but I did start to design a Lego balanced ternary adding machine at one point before all that stuff got put in storage, if that helps.

My seventh anniversary is this week.
 

BOOM headshot65

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Non-existant by choice. Me and my girlfriend decided a LONG time ago that we werent having sex until AFTER we got married. As we are both [for the most part] Asexual, this is no big loss for us.

Of course, my LOVE life is fantastic. We are constantly going out when we have time. We have been dating for over a year now (and it could have been 3 if I wasnt so oblivious), and we want to get married after I am done with college. At this point, about the only thing that will stop that is divine intervention.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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ZamielTheHunter said:
Hey all, I took a long break from the escapist a while back and in my absence MasterofWorlds seems to have stopped posting his amazing and fun threads. I always enjoyed those threads and their frank discussion. So how about it escapees, how is life under the sheets(or not) for you?
Yeah, I haven't seen MoW around much lately.

Anyway - mine is back. It lives again. Etc.

I am very pleased about this fact.
 

MetalGenocide

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This post is dedicated, to all the people reading this thread, wondering if "we" will think they are loveless, virgin, anti-social and so on and so forth, if they post.

Good day to you all.
 

Xannidel

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Last time I had sex was in February and that was a one night stand with an ex. I am in a real relationship now with a girl who is probably saving herself for when she is married and luckily I am not a guy to push sex, or anything for that matter, on her.
 

Girl With One Eye

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Mine is actually extremely satisfying :) me and my boyfriend are very compatible in that department.
 

Brutal Peanut

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I am a married woman who has great sex about three times a week.
However sometimes the number can dwindle depending on work stress, health; you know, life stuff - which isn't abby-normal.
 

Fappy

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Stagnant at the moment. Trying to figure out how to finance an IUD since my GF's insurance won't cover it. We may just buy the damn thing outright.
 
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If my girlfriend didn't live 380 miles away, it would be AMAZING.

However, she does live 380 miles away and we won't able to see eachother anytime soon, so I guess it's on the way.