What kind of sex life do you have?

[ZtH]

Hey all, I took a long break from the escapist a while back and in my absence MasterofWorlds seems to have stopped posting his amazing and fun threads. I always enjoyed those threads and their frank discussion. So how about it escapees, how is life under the sheets(or not) for you?

Mine is empty at the moment, but I've had a string of committed relationships where it has been great with fun and learning for all involved

 

[Wolf-AUS]

Interesting topic haha. Mine at the moment is pretty quite, of my own choosing though. I went through a stage of a lot of meaningless flings, but I'm kind of over that sort of behaviour. So now, I'm looking for people attractive for who they are rather than what they look like, which it turns out if way more difficult than finding purely physically attractive people

 

[krazykidd]

Boring . My girlfriend is very conservative and i like to experiment . I'm also kind of a masochist , but she wouldn't hurt a fly .

 

[Vault101]

a "theoretical" one.......

hahahahahahahahahaha

[small/]oh god I'm so sad....[/small]

 

[Bernzz]

Pretty boring just lately, I've been single for about two and a half weeks now, so...not much sex there.

Pretty boring before that, too. Girlfriend suddenly up and decided she didn't want it anymore, for some reason. Was pretty disheartening, wondering if it was constantly my fault no matter how many times she assured me it wasn't.

However, she seems to have set me up nicely for the single life. I wasn't getting it before, so now that I'm single, not getting it doesn't really seem to bother me.

Yet.

a "theoretical" one.......

hahahahahahahahahaha

[small/]oh god I'm so sad....[/small]

So I heard you were...available...

 

[DasDestroyer]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

 

[Tdoodle]

Pretty good all things considered. I used to live with my girlfriend but financial constraints forced us to move back in with our parents for a bit while we sort out better jobs, so we don't get to see as much of each other as we used to. So whenever there's a free house (couple of times a week, if we're lucky) we're at it as much as possible. Compared to how things were when we lived together - she had university, I travelled a few miles to volunteer a few times a week and we both worked in the evenings so we were pretty tired/stressed most nights - it's actually gotten a lot better.

 

[Catfood220]

Non existant and has been for several years.

Or to put it another way, my left hand and I have been having this casual relationship for a few years, its nothing serious and I don't really love her (yes my hand is female) but you know, any port in a storm.

I just hope she doesn't get pregnant.

 

[FalloutJack]

my sex life is...

<__>

...probably not appropriate to discuss in the presence of children and mods.

 

[bluepilot]

Nice big box of toys and batteries

...I guess I should get a man but whenever they see that collection they just run away and then shun me as though I was some sort of sex crazed whore

 

[WolfThomas]

Really good. Except I haven't seen my girlfriend in 8weeks due to work. So I'm going insane.

But before that really good. Lots of it and we share a lot of special interests.

 

[Quaxar]

Nice big box of toys and batteries

...I guess I should get a man but whenever they see that collection they just run away and then shun me as though I was some sort of sex crazed whore

Well, if they can't see the point of an R/C car collection then there's really no use to it anyway.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

Lets just say I like to keep my sexual partners close at hand.

 

[Casual Shinji]

If you mean sex as in gender, then my sex does indeed have a life.

As for what you actually mean, I'm just your stereotypical nerd in that regard.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Hey all, I took a long break from the escapist a while back and in my absence MasterofWorlds seems to have stopped posting his amazing and fun threads. I always enjoyed those threads and their frank discussion.

Good grief... clean forgot about that guy... remember quite about him now... *wonders where he's gone off to*

Eh... been single for three years... and that doesn't look like changing any time soon unfortunately... *le sigh*

 

[DanielBrown]

One night stands and friends with benefits. Alcohol is required.

 

[Whitbane]

Lets just say I like to keep my sexual partners close at hand.

I have to hand it to you, that's quite a grasp on humor.

 

[Sonicron]

Eight years without any relationships, and I'm not the kind of guy for cheap flings. At this point I've been single for so long I'm not even sure I'd know where everything goes anymore. xD

 

[Olas]

Sex Life?

Is that a HL2 mod?

 

[Playful Pony]

I haven't had a relationship for well over a year and I'm happy for it... I used to think I wanted my partner to be a gamer like myself. For whatever reason I've heard that gamers and geeks make great boyfriends... What a load of horse shit! Or pony shit. No, pony shit is too nice for 'em.

For future reference, I don't like being put second to games in every circumstance... Did he even see my outfit?! No he didnt, because CoD! Fuck him in the eyesocket with a rusty spoon ><.

*ahem*. .. I'm not bitter.

Nice big box of toys and batteries

...I guess I should get a man but whenever they see that collection they just run away and then shun me as though I was some sort of sex crazed whore

That's the way to roll!