What kind of sex life do you have?

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

I have a girlfriend, she comes up with every possible excuse to not participate in any physical intimacy.

But she's more than willing to flirt with strangers online, and cyber with other strangers.

I really hate my girlfriend.

That's really unfortunate, I hate to be down on someone I don't know, but if she can't respect your wishes or perhaps doesn't agree with you on the morality of what she's doing it might be best to look for someone else who actually lines up with your life views.

Well, she's essentially the only female cares that I exist. And I'm quite sure she knows that. So right now, it's a lose-lose.

 

[l3o2828]

Non-existant.
Many of my friend say if i had more confidence then my beatiful personality would shine through...
Bah, Escapist, why are you so good at making me depressed?

 

[Icaruss]

On life support haven't had a girl friend in ever.It always seems like the women who are attracted to me i'm never attracted to and the ones i am are never attracted to me(could just be i've good taste and they know better).Though i do get hit on by a lot of gay dudes...alot,not sure why i felt the need to mention that.

 

[GistoftheFist]

Mine doesn't exist so hard bird fly right through it. Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to have a companion more or less a mate, but then I usually spend five minutes near people and realise i'm happy to be completely alone. After all, your sex life could be like this:

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Excellent.

And that's all you get, internet. No details for you. =p

 

[DBLT4P]

GodDamnIt... after being the 4th person in my high school to lose his V-card, it has been 2 years since I last had sex with with another person... (even longer if you count the last time someone else caused me to reach orgasm... (I cant believe, much less want to admit, that I am a guy who has, more than once, had to fake an orgasm...) what's worse is that I live in college housing, and my room is right next to "Pound Town." It's exactly what it sound like: an empty bedroom that never has less than two people in the bed... and of course its most frequent patron is the sorority girl from upstairs I have a crush on...

 

[IamLEAM1983]

A sex life? Where can I download one of those?

I know, right? I've looked all over Steam, Origin, Amazon, GoG, Best Buy, GameStop, GameBuzz and Future Shop. No dice. Is that, like, DLC for life?

Joking aside, I just can't work up the interest to seriously pursue a relationship. I have a handful of close friends, but I'm not terribly willing to commit; or to resort to outside help. I only need my own self to have a date with Rosie Palms. I guess I'm perfectly happy the way things are, with me being essentially on my lonesome.

Is that weird?

 

[chinangel]

my sex life...is full of ageplay, BDSM, humiliation, domination, masochism, and generally being my lovers (note: two lovers) sexy little slavegirl <3

GOD I love being a poly bdsm relationship <3333333

 

[Korolev]

Non-existent. Considering I'm 25, that's a tad bit worrying. But I am too busy studying to have any relationships - always have been, for that matter. I have pursued degree after degree to the complete detriment of my social life, and I am too set in my ways to change.

I have two degrees and I am going after a third. Medicine.

If I could trade my two degrees for a happier, working relationship with someone I love, I would do so in a heartbeat. It has not been worth it. But I am too deep into this pathway to change anything. It's Medicine or Bust, as far as I'm concerned. Sacrificing my personal life for professional success has not been a wise move, but it's the move I made.

It's not that bad really. I get a chance to help people. Even if I am miserable, I can be of use to society. And that helps me get through the day. It's about the only thing that does.

 

[hoof ardet]

Mine is pretty rowdy. Everyone should learn to play an instrument.

 

[Godhead]

Other than Pamela Handerson and Hangelina Jolie I got nothing. Also doesn't it seem as if we get these every 6 months or so?

 

[remnant_phoenix]

Been married for 6 years, have already had 1 child, and my sex life is the best it has ever been, as my current soreness can attest to.

Take that, marriage cynicism!

 

[soren7550]

About once or twice a week with the boyfriend usually (although he'll tell you we don't do it nearly enough).

I'm happy enough with that, but to be honest, sometimes I enjoy snuggling more. Naturally, the boyfriend doesn't like that, but I can't help it. Just being able to be close to someone I love it enough for me.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Non-existent. Considering I'm 25, that's a tad bit worrying. But I am too busy studying to have any relationships - always have been, for that matter. I have pursued degree after degree to the complete detriment of my social life, and I am too set in my ways to change.

I have two degrees and I am going after a third. Medicine.

If I could trade my two degrees for a happier, working relationship with someone I love, I would do so in a heartbeat. It has not been worth it. But I am too deep into this pathway to change anything. It's Medicine or Bust, as far as I'm concerned. Sacrificing my personal life for professional success has not been a wise move, but it's the move I made.

It's not that bad really. I get a chance to help people. Even if I am miserable, I can be of use to society. And that helps me get through the day. It's about the only thing that does.

Once you finally pay off those loans and the money starts rolling in it gets a lot easier. My sister did the same thing and is now a practicing pediatrician, happily married to an awesome guy, with a house in the suburbs, the cutest and most precocious four-year-old in the world, and a second kid on the way. She couldn't be happier.

It is possible to have both.

 

[Generic Redshirt]

"Rimmer: Yvonne McGruder. A single brief liaison with the ships female boxing champion. March 16, 7.31p.m to 7.43p.m.
Lister: Please.
Rimmer: Twelve minutes.
Lister: Please.
Rimmer: And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.
Lister: Please Rimmer.
Rimmer: In my entire life, I've spent more time being sick. "

Think this kinnda sums it up.

 

[Walf]

For me sex has always been analogous to bigfoot:

Some people tell me he exists, some people say they're great friends with him and catch up with him regularly.

I've even seen pictures of him, some crystal clear but most very blurry. There are videos too, but they are of dubious quality and apparently a bad representation of Mr Foot himself.

I say 'apparently' because I've never met him. Most people never mention him in conversation and when I bring him up I find myself facing funny looks and quick subject changes.

Most of the time I don't think about him at all, but every now and again an uncomfortable force twists in my chest. 'Why have I never met him?' I wonder, 'I'm sure we'd get along so well.'

Inevitably this drives me to revisit the terrible videos and photos of his likeness. Perhaps to imagine how our conversations would go, whether we have the same taste in movies and just how many bottles of shampoo he has to go through to keep all that hair so shiny and silky.

This usually stops the twisting discomfort, but only ever for a little while.

 

[smokingplane]

Very good thank you.
33 and living with my sexy girlfriend and our kid.
Never had much problems going through dry spells, but I did have a long term gf from 16-20 and went off to uni as a free man.

Even the opportunties to 'get it on' have gone down since there's a 3th person running trough the house we usually manage an avarage of 3 times a week.

So, yeah for me I guess

 

[lacktheknack]

a "theoretical" one.......

hahahahahahahahahaha

[small/]oh god I'm so sad....[/small]

Forever alone together! D:

OT: Virgin by choice... and regardless of choice. Wheeeeeeeee.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Considering I'm still a virgin, non-existent is still the answer. It's by choice.

 

[Silvianoshei]

Just turned 19 and I'm still a virgin which I'm pretty sure is some kinda miracle for a uni student, doesn't help that I don't drink and hate nightclubs though. I just want a nice quiet geeky girl or a energetic spunky one, almost completely opposite but hey I have refined tastes

Took me ages to find a girl who didn't drink. She also turned out to be quite geeky, and didn't mind just spending time together gaming, sitting around watching movies, or just spooning half-asleep on Sunday afternoons.

Then I did. Needless to say as soon as I got to know her I didn't waste any time.

Seriously though, hang in there. You might not find one in the uni party scene, but search your classes. They exist...

For me sex has always been analogous to bigfoot:

Some people tell me he exists, some people say they're great friends with him and catch up with him regularly.

I've even seen pictures of him, some crystal clear but most very blurry. There are videos too, but they are of dubious quality and apparently a bad representation of Mr Foot himself.

I say 'apparently' because I've never met him. Most people never mention him in conversation and when I bring him up I find myself facing funny looks and quick subject changes.

Most of the time I don't think about him at all, but every now and again an uncomfortable force twists in my chest. 'Why have I never met him?' I wonder, 'I'm sure we'd get along so well.'

Inevitably this drives me to revisit the terrible videos and photos of his likeness. Perhaps to imagine how our conversations would go, whether we have the same taste in movies and just how many bottles of shampoo he has to go through to keep all that hair so shiny and silky.

This usually stops the twisting discomfort, but only ever for a little while.

This is kinda brilliant.