What kind of sex life do you have?

[gphjr14]

Mines pretty casual at the moment, I see a girl I know every other week or so. She's pretty open but she gets mad when I give her hickies but told me she likes biting in the first place among other things . :\

Also for those that are still virgins, take your time and don't rush. You shouldn't feel bad if you're not ready. Just protect yourself once you feel you are.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Oh yeah, it's great, me and Liara are getting along really- wait, you say video games don't count?!?

Goddamnit...

So guys, how about those kitten videos huh? They're cute, right?

*backs off*

 

[Arina Love]

pretty exiting actually.......no it's not.
here is my sex life

captcha : it hurts.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

pretty exiting actually.......no it's not.
here is my sex life

captcha : it hurts.

You must have a REALLY weird "technique", if that is where you paint the mouth.

My sex-life:
Weird, erratic, kind of bipolar.
Further details to never follow.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Thank God. I thought i was the only one.. ._.

don't worry, you're among friends here...

Lonely, lonely, sex deprived friends...

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

LDR so when he and I do get together its like 2 bunnies in lust. Plus both of us have high libidos and are kinky freaks so there is a great amount of chemistry.
Hopefully it won't be long distance for much longer.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Lately not much, haven't had sex in about six months so its a pretty dry spell. Though got oral about a month ago, so that was pretty fun. I have a few irons in the fire at the moment as far as relationships, so we'll see how this goes.

Why the hell am I telling you people this?

 

[Lopende Paddo]

I literally have a hernia at the moment... It was great...

 

[Glass Joe]

Hey Escapists, developing intimate relationships takes a bit of work but is next to impossible with the attitude that you don't deserve love or aren't cool or good looking enough. Remember that these things are impersonal social constructs. Remember that intimacy is about getting to know people on a deeper level which has nothing to do with how you believe people initially perceive you. Instead of trying to control people with techniques or wallowing in loneliness, be brutally open with people and watch them open up in return. It might be frightening at first, but push through. I hope this empowers you.

 

[BernardoOne]

Been on a dry spell for 1 and half year. And it does not seem it will end any time soon lol. But I do not really care, it will return when it has to. As long as its not as boring as my last girlfriend.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

closest i've come to getting laid lately is when i borrowed my friend's jacket and he reached into the inside pocket to grab his cigarettes. >.<

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Mine doesn't exist.

Considering I'm only 17, I don't really take it as a bad thing yet.

 

[Sansha]

I'm single, and I have three regular partners for sex, as well as a couple of ladies online who're usually up for some text or Skype fun. It simply comes from being charming and polite before letting the topic wander on to sex and being very confident.

They're not 'fuck buddies', they're my friends. We just sometimes have sex.

I'm lucky in that my RL and online sexual partners are all into different things, so it never gets stale. So my sex life is pretty good.

My love life, however...

I have a girlfriend, she comes up with every possible excuse to not participate in any physical intimacy.

But she's more than willing to flirt with strangers online, and cyber with other strangers.

I really hate my girlfriend.

That's really unfortunate, I hate to be down on someone I don't know, but if she can't respect your wishes or perhaps doesn't agree with you on the morality of what she's doing it might be best to look for someone else who actually lines up with your life views.

Well, she's essentially the only female cares that I exist. And I'm quite sure she knows that. So right now, it's a lose-lose.

Keep being used and miserable and do nothing about it, then. You spineless prick. You're going to be miserable and lonely anyway, so do it by your own design instead of having somebody else dictate your happiness.

 

[BringBackBuck]

pretty exiting actually.......no it's not.
here is my sex life

captcha : it hurts.

No Way! Your girlfriend is Jennifer Lopez?

 

[Vault101]

They're not 'fuck buddies', they're my friends. We just sometimes have sex.

esssentially the same thing...just slightly different phrasing


[quote/]
Keep being used and miserable and do nothing about it, then. You spineless prick. You're going to be miserable and lonely anyway, so do it by your own design instead of having somebody else dictate your happiness.[/quote]

you maaaaaaaay want to tone that down (though it may be too late by now)

 

[CAPTCHA]

Being an astronaut I find I don't have time for a sex life. Sure there a plenty of beautiful women throwing themselves at me, but they don't understand that it's a choice between them or a night of inner-city base jumping. Really, I think I might be taking to much on. Next week I think I'll cancel my third trip to the everest summit and try something a bit more relaxing, you know, like crocodile wrestling or swimming the english channel.

Spoiler

actually I'm in a long term relationship and have been for the last six years. The rest is true though >_-

 

[Sansha]

They're not 'fuck buddies', they're my friends. We just sometimes have sex.

esssentially the same thing...just slightly different phrasing


[quote/]
Keep being used and miserable and do nothing about it, then. You spineless prick. You're going to be miserable and lonely anyway, so do it by your own design instead of having somebody else dictate your happiness.

you maaaaaaaay want to tone that down (though it may be too late by now)[/quote]

I stand by my statement. A lot of people sacrifice an unrealistic amount to have a girlfriend for the sake of having a girlfriend. It's sad.

If you want your life to be valuable to others, it has to be valuable to yourself first, and you don't make it valuable by devoting yourself to somebody who, indeed, doesn't care if you exist or not, especially not for the sole purpose of avoiding feeling emotionally alone.

RadioactiveMicrobe, please consider counselling, or at least reach out to somebody. You can talk to me if you want to, but please discontinue deliberately making yourself miserable and feeling unloved and unappreciated.

 

[BlackSaint09]

Imaginary

 

[IpunchFaces]

None whatsoever, still a virgin. And I'm kinda glad, I think.

I have no problems flirting and getting hit on by women, but once it comes to that pivotal moment I just freeze up. Ethical, moral and 'What if' questions race through my brain and I end up standing there going 'holy shit holy fuck what do I do?'. And I end up disappointing a lot of women with my reluctance to copulate.

But I remember one time I had this very pretty young lady over at my place; one of those shy, quiet types. Led her to my room to show her my sketches, sat and chatted on my bed before telling her I have to go to the bathroom. As soon as I got out of the Loo after a shower and a nice poop, I saw her on my bed wearing only her underwear.

I stared and blinked a few times before asking her what she was doing. "You brought me here for this, right? ...isn't this how it goes?" was her quiet reply. I smiled and approached her, a maelstrom of male excitement roaring inside me. I could see the nervousness in her eyes, I remember her hinting she was a virgin. Gently holding her hand, I kissed her forehead.

"Save it for the man who means the world to you. You are too precious for this." I told her, smiling sadly. And to see her face light up in a sweet, radiant smile is better than any lovemaking I can imagine.

Arrrgh I'm too nice for my own good. Sigh.