What kind of sex life do you have?
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Recently its been good, great even... yet strangely unfulfilling. Maybe Its time to look for an actual relationship?
Orrrrrrrr maybe I need to find me a redhead! Yeah, that sounds about right.
Orrrrrrrr maybe I need to find me a redhead! Yeah, that sounds about right.
Nonexistent. Depressingly. I had a girlfriend a few months ago, still no clue how that happened and very unlikely to be able to replicate it - I'm neither attractive nor confident.
Urghhhh, why do I keep going on threads like this? They only depress me.
Urghhhh, why do I keep going on threads like this? They only depress me.
Not bad. Been in a relationship for a couple years now, we work together pretty well. She's a little passive but that's okay because I don't mind taking control. Main problem is we still have a decent amount of distance so we only manage to spend every other weekend together. Sure, there's the occasional sexy skyping or texting, but hard to beat personal contact, and two weekends a month isn't too much. Thankfully winter break is coming up and by this time next year we'll be living together, so that should do wonders for our sex lives.
That's the kind of brilliant response I'd expect from Jim Sterling.Kellogs Fried Chickn said:
As for me, well, you know. Let's just say it's like the Obama 2008 campaign "promises." I've lost much of the hope for the change (of being in a relationship). Now I only hope that I will make friends and maintain some, as I hope that the (next) President will prevent stagnation.
Just as I don't expect "America #1", I don't expect "sexy girlfriend".
What kind of sex life do I have? I wrote a book about it to help guide gamers like us through this difficult stage in life.
I don't know what the hell I would do without my left hand though.
I don't know what the hell I would do without my left hand though.
Dry spell. I'm too busy angsting and working. I'm doing a lot of freelance jobs and they eat up my time. Then again there are girls who find me interesting for some reason, so things might pick up soon. I just need to figure out how to afford rent and have a life.
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Since this is the eleventh page and nobody's reading this, I'll clear my head a bit:
I know one woman who's almost definitely interested in me. Problem is dating her wouldn't be a good idea. Partly because she's continually involved in inter-personal conflicts, complains about the men she dates constantly in a very passive-aggressive way on Facebook, and I'm not so big on being judged in that sort of spectacle.
There's another girl who I think is very interesting, but I don't see much of because she's in her last year of school for a very competitive program. She's brilliant, I found out she actually reads a book a day, we have similar perspectives and tastes, but I've read some of her fiction and though I haven't asked I'm not entirely sure she's straight (she's written some really dark and racy stuff). Hmm. Now that I'm writing this, I'm thinking I should call her up anyway, buy her coffee and talk. Either I'm ruled out because I'm a guy, ruled out because she's not interested (worst she could say is no) or she's interested, interesting, and has a killer imagination.
Okay, head's clear.
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Since this is the eleventh page and nobody's reading this, I'll clear my head a bit:
I know one woman who's almost definitely interested in me. Problem is dating her wouldn't be a good idea. Partly because she's continually involved in inter-personal conflicts, complains about the men she dates constantly in a very passive-aggressive way on Facebook, and I'm not so big on being judged in that sort of spectacle.
There's another girl who I think is very interesting, but I don't see much of because she's in her last year of school for a very competitive program. She's brilliant, I found out she actually reads a book a day, we have similar perspectives and tastes, but I've read some of her fiction and though I haven't asked I'm not entirely sure she's straight (she's written some really dark and racy stuff). Hmm. Now that I'm writing this, I'm thinking I should call her up anyway, buy her coffee and talk. Either I'm ruled out because I'm a guy, ruled out because she's not interested (worst she could say is no) or she's interested, interesting, and has a killer imagination.
Okay, head's clear.
I just make an edit where I mention nobody is going to read my post, then I refresh and see this. That doesn't bode well.ZamielTheHunter said:Sorry to disappoint, I've read just about every comment on the thread.ECasThat said:Haha all the way back here nobody is going to read my post anyway >so nobody will know about my experiments with glow-in-the-dark paint and fleshlight.
See, I knew on some level I was tempting the fates. Tell someone "nobody's going to see this" and of course everyone who says it will point it out because of it.ZamielTheHunter said:It stood out mostly because of the edit about nobody seeing it
I'm going to go hallucinate [http://xkcd.com/203/] for eight hours.
Did I say experiments? I meant totally normal sex life. Nothing wired going on here.ZamielTheHunter said:Sorry to disappoint, I've read just about every comment on the thread.ECasThat said:Haha all the way back here nobody is going to read my post anyway >
Move along.
I'm not sure but I know they had that Lysenko guy who fucked up things for them agriculturally speaking (relating to your biological policies of the Soviet Union tab) and did long term damage to their understanding of basic biology.Richard A. Kiernan said:
The keyboardist for one of Youmacon's regular bands stole my girlfriend at the end of June, so my sex life has been repurposed to become Extreme Raeg Mode.
