What kind of silly outfit would you wear if you were a game villain

[The Boy in the Hat]

An enormous and impractical robot throne and stiletto heels.
What? When you're a super-villain, no-one's going to be brave enough to point out you're a man in heels.

 

[Piflik]

Probably the same silly outfit I wear in my daily life

 

[GeorgW]

Man, there are so many good ones, most of which already taken. So I'll go for originality and say nothing. The boss fight would be EPIC! Imagine the special move (I won't say anything more for fear of mods.)

 

[Draksune]

Absolutely nothing. But I'll be sure to wave around my gigantic anime sword in dramatic gestures as I tell all about my diabolical plans.

 

[joebthegreat]

Black business suit with fedora (only to be worn outside) and leather gloves in my back pocket in case things start to get serious.

I do have a trench coat in case of bad weather.

And then I'll have guns. Lots of them, and one very nearby at all times.

 

[Sacman]

Lady Ga Ga seems to have the right idea for supervillian outfits...<.<

Spoiler

 

[Armored Prayer]

Probably a cybernetic suit with a badass looking helmet and black cape.

 

[Phoxinator]

Some kind of long leather coat with matrix style sunglasses. Although the coat's got to have lots of buckles and straps and I'd go for the kind of trousers you can dress your character in on guitar hero games but the trousers mustn't hinder my movement in anyway.
I'd also have two shiny blades cris-crossed attached to my back like a ninja. Then top it all off with either Final Fantasy or Dragonball style hair and that would be me!

 

[AvsJoe]

I would just be myself. Besides, it takes altogether too much effort to keep an image like the ones being described. All I'd be wearing is my Lancers golf shirt, an undershirt, my good white dress pants, boxers, and white socks. And letting my machines do my dirty work because I suck at fighting.

 

[Crispee]

Depends on what kind of villain I am, though in all likeliness I'd just end up dressing up as Alex from A Clockwork Orange anyway.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Probably a duster coat, gas mask and spiked boots. I'd wield some extravagant weapon of some kind.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Is this ridiculous enough?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

It would depend entirely on what kind of game it is and what kind of minions I have...
I don't want my black robes, cape or rediculous moustache to get stuck in the mechanical parts of my robots...

 

[bubba145]

Me and my minions shall wear area apropriate camo. as well as be armed with M-4s

 

[Fanta Grape]

Japanese yukata with a samurai sword and wooden sandals... Oh that would be awesome.

 

[Lawllerskater]

A golden glitter coated bowler, tie, and vest combo. Yellow visor-shades. I would have advanced technology themed off of golden glitter. Glitter Gun, Glitter Bomb, etc. All gold, of course. I would also give off the scent of freshly baked cinnamon rolls.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

The stripper outfit from Mass Effect 2. Minus a fair bit of material. Plus I am a guy.

"So, Mr. Bond, we meet again. Not so tough now are we Mr. Bond; tell me, how will you defeat me when your eyes are bleeding?"

 

[My name is Fiction]

I would be dressed as a refrigerator covered in magnets
by powers are being magnetic and the ability to make things moderately cold

"Curses, you have wiped my I pod of pirated music and now I want to buy a Snuggy."

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I'd wear gaudy and extravagant steampunk attire. I'm nothing if not old fashioned.