What languages can you speak?

[theComposer]

English, some Spanish, Java, and a little C++

 

[cleverlymadeup]

i speak english and bad english

i can also speak French pretty well and some German

 

[Fbuh]

I can speak broken Spanish, enough that if I suddenly woke up in the middle of Mexico I would most likely be able to survive enough to get back to the states. Of course, my first question to someone would still be "Hablas inglés?" I think (huge emphasis on these words) that it means "Do you speak English?"

For fun (if you can speak Spanish, then you might find these funny):

Mis pantalones es muy queso

Mi peni es muy gordo

Hablas mierdos?

Again, I am bad with my rules and such.

 

[Amondren]

English (duh) and taking German classes so i'm learning that i got to use it though when i went to Switzerland though did pretty well

 

[clairedelune]

English/French

 

[SkullCap]

English
Spanish
Latin

 

[Aesir23]

English primarily, and a little bit of French, Spanish, German and Italian.

 

[gmer412]

Some French, and obviously English.

 

[TMAN10112]

English of course, and I'm pretty good at italian.

I hope to go to Italy one day, but it's probably going to be a while before I can afford such a trip.

 

[Prons]

English, Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean.

I'm totally white

 

[Lambi]

My native language is Icelandic and obviously I speak english.

 

[Maelgwyn]

Well... some Latin, some German, some French and some Japanese and a smattering of Spanish.

And English.

But English best of all.

 

[nart_21086]

Vietnamese.

Didn't speak english till age 6.

(all true. no reference to the doctor, though coincidence makes sense. I am actually Vietnamese... so is the doctor)

 

[firedfns13]

Sono spedito nell'italiano, il mio amico.

私は同様にいくらかの日本語を話すことができます。

And English is obviously my first language

Italian, English, and Japanese?

I speak English since I'm American, but I took 3 years of Spanish so I know slightly more than "where is the bathroom" but not enough to be fluent.

I know various phrases from many languages, like Chinese (shut up, your mom, I did your mom last night, and hello, how are you), Swedish (go suck a cock, c u next tuesday-face, the insides of an eel peeled back (they have a word for that), and what the fuck are you doing), like 2 phrases of German, and I can ask women if they want to sleep with me in French!

 

[akmarksman]

I know some german.

 

[bmart008]

I studied languages so I speak a few,
English as my first language
French (since kindergarden up here in Canada)
Russian (enough to shoot the shit, still with mistakes, but I'm quite comfortable with it)
Spanish - serviceable, so that I can aid Spanish customers at my job
Mandarin - just enough to start a conversation with, but only because I haven't studied that one as long as the others.

My tip for learning languages - Learn the 1000 most popular words in that language, and you're 60-70% fluent (also knowing the grammar).

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

English, and masterfully well at that.

A bit of French... I can read it pretty damn well, but my speaking is rather sub-par.

And I can say things here and there in random languages, like Japanese, German, Russian, Shona, Dutch...

 

[Marik2]

I can speak Spanish fluently just like English.

 

[Twad]

French, English.
Some Spanish.

 

[mocruz1200]

spanish, american sign language, and HTML