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MASTACHIEFPWN

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A pair of skinny jeans of awesomeness,
and a 99% chance of a stone of discontent. Pick it up and get a depressing thought!
 

Guffe

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Guffe said:
My:
LiverpoolFC boxers
LiverpoolFC socks
LiverpoolFC shirt
LiverpoolFC pants
LiverpoolFC jacket
LiverpoolFC cap

You get the whole set at once!
Let me guess. You're a Manchester fan.

Yeah, you just wait!
 

Siege_TF

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>Implying I can be killed

Assuming I was on duty then some cash, an access card and key set, plus a small key which unlocks my painting case, where I stash the keycard the party actually needs.

You need to check my body a second time to get the small key.
 

Trippy Turtle

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I'd drop some item that basically opens up a lot of glitches in the game. Finding them seems to be my specialty.
Also a really annoying ghost will follow you around complaining about stuff.
 

Maeshone

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Cracked Spectacles +5 to perception
Cokeus Colaum, for restoring energy/vigor/whatever it's called in the setting I'm in :p
Tattered Cloth Shoes, shitty lvl 1 armor
Empty Money-purse

That is unless you want to loot the clothes of my body.
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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Every Avenged Sevenfold album, several half-finished manuscripts, a Sweet Afro Helm, a Tunic of Inappropriately-Timed Snark, Trousers of Unproductive Bitterness, and Gloves of Desperate Lonliness.
 

jpenning

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1 copy of "John Carpenter's THE THING" 100% drop rate. WILL cause nightmares from beyond the stars to eat the unlucky sod that kills me
 

Zanderinfal

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%100- $5 note
%50- Red vs Blue season 8 DVD
%13 "Lucky's Misfortune", uncommon/rare dagger that has a %30 chance to heal the player to %60 health on a kill.
%1- Santa's severed head- used to craft the "Christmas Be-header", rare axe that one hits any things that is 3 or more levels below you, excluding boss battles.
%0.5- Porn collection.
 

stonethered

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Hehe, I'm a Ginger; you couldn't get enough off of me to fill a petty soul gem.


But if, by some inane feat of fortune, you did it might be something along the lines of:
1-5 $20 dollar bills
keys (these could open anything! But they probably just open that car he pulled up in.)
Head Pants of Retardedness +9 (clearly the enchantment didn't work when worn in the leg slot)
and a slim chance at
Worn boxcutter (duller than a butter knife, but it comes with a spare blade! Oh wait, that ones been used too.)
Book of notes and unused plots [spend twenty minutes reading to gain a permanent plus one bonus to attacks made against retail managers or to sense the motives of humanoids with profession; retail]
Brick of weighty implications (the first three walls all seemed perfectly fine, why'd he feel the need to take one out of the fourth one?)
 

Razzigyrl

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I'd drop between 19-42 small Glass Stones of various colors, one Pair of Pliers ("When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. You, on the other hand, have pliers."), an Easily Hidden Pocket Knife, a Paperback Novel ("Ooo, classic sci-fi!"), and a 50% chance for semiprecious stones including Amethyst, Hematite, Jasper and Aventurine, a 15% chance for Labradorite, Sapphire and Ruby.

And a note that reads, "You fool! Don't you know that chaos gods are attracted to shiny things? If you've found this, it's already too late for you."
 

s0p0g

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in glorious Baldur's Gate and also Gothic style: the stuff i have with me.

which would be a pair of socks, pants, t-shirt, underwear, glasses

the regular civilian. less the gold coins. i don't have any money in my pockets. i am at friggin home!
 

Ryanrulez5

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A WTF bomb.If they can kill a tank and loot him they wont live
also for some strange reason a key to the room you saw 2 hours ago and you dont have the keychain upgrade yet so you have to give up one of your weapons to pick it up and you have to visit that room so you can get the ultra secret gun that can kill the final boss in the next door and all the enemies have respawned in the rooms you just done and your all out of ammo and the key drains your health.
And scene