What loot do you drop?

[Shinsei-J]

+1 Pants of Walking and a wallet.

There's a joke there about Fappy dropping trou when defeated, but I don't know gentleman well enough to make it.

Well, you would have to remove my pants to get the loot so....

And this is where I thank god for underwear.

There is a 1/5 chance that my underwear model fails to load. :O

I'm willing to take that risk for those fabulous pants.
Plus I'm wondering whether your character model even has anything down there.
But due to your name being fappy I wouldn't be suprised about an easter egg.

Nah, its just pixilated nonsense. There is a nude patch though. >

That patch seems both unnecessary and deeply disturbing so I'll pass on the install thanks.

 

[Total LOLige]

An iPod with a shitload of tunes and various band T-shirts. Each song gives you a special ability for its duration, cool eh?

 

[Mordreich]

Like a pro, I drop hundreds of keys to things miles away from where I am. Also, a giant spider.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

A pair of glasses and a +1 Pants of Uselessness.

 

[Easton Dark]

A big honking pile of poo.

Why should they get something nice for killing me?

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Right now? Nothing. Think about that for a second.

 

[drthmik]

a pocket nuke
set to go off in 30 seconds

If someone kills me they will pay for it

 

[Eleuthera]

A few coppers (small change)
Some low level cloth armour (T-shirt & jeans)
And a pair of snazzy boots

 

[RJ 17]

I'd likely be an old NPC hermit that the more wicked/evil players in a sandbox RPG could kill to find pouches of....ahem...perfectly legal and Tolkien-based/approved smoking herb. If it's good enough for Gandalf, it's good enough for me. :3

 

[PureIrony]

Two vats of lard and the +1 Holey Socks of Beast Repellent.

 

[Elate]

Spiked Choker of Elation (Unique item). That has an added effect that when worn, makes every dialogue option from there out an option of wildly inappropriate (Bad), extremely sarcastic (Neutral), or just incoherent swearing (Good). If the game doesn't have dialogue options, it makes them, with everything. EVERYTHING. It cannot be unequipped.

 

[Guffe]

My:
LiverpoolFC boxers
LiverpoolFC socks
LiverpoolFC shirt
LiverpoolFC pants
LiverpoolFC jacket
LiverpoolFC cap

You get the whole set at once!

 

[WaysideMaze]

+1 Pants of Walking

I completely misread that at first...

O/T Fat. It's used for cooking.

 

[Karelwolfpup]

hmm... depends... was a full moon involved? if yes, then nothing, just my sexy and edible corpse. Though i suppose you could skin me and use me as a rug ^w^

If I was just walking around like "normal"? a discplayer with a CD of Clutch's "Blast Tyrant", a wallet containing a randomn but low amount of money, a condom that hasn't been used in three years, a half empty pack of gum... and, of course, my still sexy and edible corpse ^w^

 

[Shinsei-J]

I'd likely be an old NPC hermit that the more wicked/evil players in a sandbox RPG could kill to find pouches of....ahem...perfectly legal and Tolkien-based/approved smoking herb. If it's good enough for Gandalf, it's good enough for me. :3

You shall not pass!!! it to the left hand side.
I'm sorry it had to be said.

 

[Fappy]

+1 Pants of Walking

I completely misread that at first...

O/T Fat. It's used for cooking.

Did you read "Pants of Wanking"?

 

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

All that would be on my body is a Gladius, enough caffine to down an elephant, and the key to the loot hoard in the back of my cave. Within that the heroes are likly to find piles upon piles of useless Anime/Video Game/Film/Theater/Musical related crap and if they look hard enough (an Extended Perception+Awarness Roll with a cumulative difficulty of 20 at 5 minute intervals) they could possibly find something that's actually related to the plot.

 

[kommando367]

A watch and 20 gold.

I'd be the bastard cheap mini-boss that drops shitty loot.