What loot would you leave behind?

[THEMILKMAN]

If you were slain right now, what loot would your body leave behind?

For me:
A glass milk bottle
and
a DVD of "The Big Lebowski"

 

[Worgen]

3 Terry Pratchett books and a copy of quake 2

 

[Aerodynamic]

A pizza box and an empty pack of gum.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

A cup of green tea and a hanky.

Good luck flogging that to Moira Brown.

 

[DoctorNick]

27 rounds of .308, the CD Comfort Eagle by Cake and a Klondike Bar.

 

[Mcupobob]

Nothing am naked right now....

A empty soda can and a pack of smokes, inside the pack there is the magical lucky that has the power to grant you one wish.

 

[GeneralGrant]

A pair of plaid boxers and a dark green t shirt.

 

[ShakesZX]

Half of my small intestine, my left eye, a couple toenails, and my right tibia.

I think they're all items used for making weapons or something.

 

[Void(null)]

A spoon and a bottle of Claritin Tablets... Don't ask.

Damn it, If I am slain now people will think I was attempting to freebase antihistamines.

 

[Loop Stricken]

A vial of distilled regret, and a packet of lard.

 

[laststandman]

two helmets (one soviet), a couple of .30 cal rounds, an un-powdered WWII pineapple grenade, and a west german army sweater. true story

 

[Sir Kemper]

A Nestea Juice box, a pair of nice boxers, my glasses, a level 32 Flame Sword...

 

[MONSTERheart]

1 guitar pick, 1 note from school office, 1 class assignment report, 1 leather wallet, 1 USD, 1 hotel key card, 1 large male genitalia

Yes, I do keep male genitalia on my person at all times.

 

[ShakesZX]

Half of my small intestine, my left eye, a couple toenails, and my right tibia. I think they're all items used for making weapons or something.

The toe-eye flail.
See you tie the intestines around one end of the tibia and tie the other end of the intestines around the eye. Embed the toenails in the eye and you now have a spiked eye attached to a bone for your use. It's not very good at killing but it's great for grossing out your target.

That is probably the most AWESOME idea i have ever heard.

 

[Tjaeden]

Half of my small intestine, my left eye, a couple toenails, and my right tibia.

I think they're all items used for making weapons or something.

You are my new hero.

 

[ShakesZX]

Half of my small intestine, my left eye, a couple toenails, and my right tibia.

I think they're all items used for making weapons or something.

You are my new hero.

No. This guy should be your new hero.

Half of my small intestine, my left eye, a couple toenails, and my right tibia. I think they're all items used for making weapons or something.

The toe-eye flail.
See you tie the intestines around one end of the tibia and tie the other end of the intestines around the eye. Embed the toenails in the eye and you now have a spiked eye attached to a bone for your use. It's not very good at killing but it's great for grossing out your target.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I would leave:
A (bad ass) hooded jacket
+2 Defence

Running shoes
+5 Speed

 

[evilartist]

If I died right now, I would drop Pre-war money, a plastic cup, toe-nail clipper, Roman art textbook, cotton t-shirt, and piss-soaked pants from when I lose control of my full bladder.