What loot would you leave behind?

[dietpeachsnapple]

Low level monster form:

The Wizard's First Rule (the book)
The Wizard Children of Finn (The book)
$23

Mid level monster:
A stack of $2 bills
My laptop
A Black Dress Shirt

High level:
A full double breasted suit
My Desktop
$10,000
A college diploma (Quest Item)

 

[Tears of Blood]

$20, cell phone, car keys, black jeans, black T-shirt, a pen, digital camera, and FOUR GLITCHED QUEST ITEMS.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

A few scrolls of Icarian flight, a nordic cap, an extravagant robe, and expensive shoes. Plus a couple Gold.

A Morrowind 3 player I see.
Well, in that case, some ridiculously overpowered weapons, armor, roughly 800000 gold, a pack guar and a few Grand Soul Gems.
Otherwise, my diabetes, and maybe my bank account details, help yourselves to whatever else I leave, not taking inventory.
And no-one gets my 64-digit Aperture Science registration code.
Yes, I'm going to work for Aperture Science.
UP YOURS BLACK MESA!

 

[ninjapenguin981]

An empty glass and some DnD dice.

 

[covertmonkey]

a mobile phone a blue ds several empty diet coke cans and a calculator

 

[Eggsnham]

Black and Gray hoodie, some electronics and some jeans I guess... Oh, and a BFG.

 

[iFail69]

enough money for 2 buses, some headphones and a piece of paper with a math problem on it

What's the maths problem?

Leaves unidentified ring. Ring is cursed with 'Fuck', -2 Charisma.

7sechx-tanhx=5 give answer in form lnA where A is rational

so I guess the paper would sap your HP once read it

 

[Captain Pancake]

A bag of skittles and a copy of empire magazine.

 

[Auric]

About 10 dollars an a human heart.

 

[Master Kuja]

If I were slain right now...

1: Black dressing gown.
2: Black pyjama bottoms.
3: One pair of glasses.
4: A box of tissues.
5: One copy of Interview With The Vampire.
6: One Alienware M15x laptop.
7: Full access to my Steam account.

See, it starts off boring, but it ends in such a way that it was probably worth the effort of killing me and ransacking my corpse.

 

[traceur_]

My biology assignment, HA! Along with some herbicide, a 30m measuring tape and my pants.

P.S: In no way are the herbicide and measuring tape related to my pants.

 

[molester jester]

Half a pack of cigarettes and a laptop

 

[Trifixion]

At least three USB flash drives
A large ring of keys which probably don't actually open anything any more
At least two guitar picks
And a handkerchief - I hate having allergies.

 

[Kitacular]

Radroach Meat.

 

[Kaymish]

the +8 headset of deafness assorted lolly wrappers and the +1 beret of unknown origin

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

>Insert Comedy Here has been defeated.

>>Loot corpse.

>You find: A stack of DVD's; two sharpened HB pencils; one blood soaked 3H pencil; an empty wallet; a crude drawing; and pair of sweet pants.

>>Examine: Blood soaked 3H pencil.

>You examine the pencil, it seems magical.

>>Examine: Pair of sweet pants.

>You examine the pants, they are, indeed, sweet pants.

>>Wear: Pair of sweet pants.

>As you put in the sweet pair of pants, you find a series of horrbly disturbing images burn into your brain, try as you might, you cannot remove the pants, they are too sweet.

>You have become the new Insert Comedy Here.

>>Use the blood soaked 3H pencil.

>Who wants to see a magic trick?

 

[Sonicron]

Right now I'd drop my apartment keys, which would actually be pretty good loot for any gamers, movie freaks or sci-fi novel readers.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

An oar, but not just any ordinary oar, oh no; It´s a magical oar you need to control the magical raft, that will take you across the magical river...of magic.

I like to think I´m useful, even in death.

 

[Music Mole]

A simpsons mug half filled with chocolate milk(Cadbury), a pair of boxers with dog wearing glasses and a small grey cylinder with a red button(what does the buton do you may ask, well there is only one way to find out!), also i require a raid group to enter my dungeon.