What loot would you leave behind?

[MurderousToaster]

Glasses, a Turtle Beach headset and some sweet wrappers.

 

[PrimoThePro]

whoa this thread was right underneath So, lets say that you die, making it
So, lets say that you die...
What would you leave behind?
Everything i guess.
OT
a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt! AAAGGHH!!

 

[biggles1]

16 assault rifles, 5 shotguns, 3 sniper rifles, a home made rpg, some grenades and 2 rifles. I have a weapons cuboard

though if it was a game probably a large army, couple naval fleets and a nuclear arsenal, some doomsday weapons too.

 

[Crowghast]

I'd be the lazy security guard you kill on the first level who wrote down all the passwords to every level of the complex and wrote detailed examinations of exactly how he'd personally assassinate/steal/vandalize everything in the building. Not only that, but he took the time to write you all this stuff because he was wholly under the impression that he'd be killed while dozing off on the job, and that his killer would have time to rifle through his pockets.

Also, you'd get a box of donuts.

Mmm... donuts.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Some weed and a glass of orange juice.

And I thought I would be the first to put that down.
I'll raise you a pen and a cap of carmex.

 

[iFail69]

enough money for 2 buses, some headphones and a piece of paper with a math problem on it

What's the maths problem?

Leaves unidentified ring. Ring is cursed with 'Fuck', -2 Charisma.

7sechx-tanhx=5 give answer in form lnA where A is rational

so I guess the paper would sap your HP once read it

Ah trig, I'm not up to doing sec yet, so you're on your own. May I ask what the h is for?

h means it's hyperbolics, not just normal trig

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I love how some are being literal (clothes, body parts, etc) and others are being kinda silly with their responses. Then you got the people who take it one step further with the RPG point values.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

A blanket
Pants
A dildo

I don't know why there is a dildo in my pocket.

 

[Jark212]

-Amulet of insanity
-Half eaten Subway sandwich
-Glasses of Social Retardation
-$116
-M9 Brazilian knock off

 

[ineedscissors]

40 bucks, a bus pass, my keys, my iPod, some gum, and a magic fire ring

 

[Rhade]

A small mountain of tallboy soda cans which appear to be various colours/flavours of Bonk! energy drink.

Green Glow and Blackberry Sludge would be among the newer flavours of the radiation-based nuclear beverage.

 

[Walkchalk]

Id be one of those big imposing looking dead bodies that you just killed because you thought you would get good loot but turned out to drop ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Smorlock]

Well there are many of me, and we respawn fairly quickly. On some of us is a [Glistening Egg Sac]. You need 15 of them to finish some quest or something. I dunno. I'm just mob.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

"balls of steel" (+200 to constitution +20 to luck)
and "the worlds coldest cup of tea" (+10 to wisdom for 3 hours, +200 to health, -10 dexterity for 3 hours when consumed).

 

[i2esol]

About thirty gold pieces.

 

[agentspidersilk]

Iphone and batman comics

 

[siffty]

a box of 1970's porn

yea you don't expect that

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

a 1 liter bottle of mountain dew and a TV remote

 

[nick n stuff]

if you were to kill me now i would drop:
3 guitar plectrums
a phone
half a packet of mints
mace of frost +1

Just what i have in my pockets at the moment