Last wednesday I missed college 'cos on the tuesday I had a mock interview at 2 o'clock and decided waking up at 7 was stupid, so I turned my alarm off and forgot to turn it back on again. I woke up at 2:30 and college lets out at about 3, so by the time I got ready and got the 15 minute bus there they would have left.
So in class today a girl asks me why I hadn't done the work and I said "I was asleep", to which she turned to the teacher and said "I know it's not allowed but I would have slapped him!".
I thought "fuck, I would hate to have a sleep over at hers!" then I explained I never fell asleep in class.