What makes you Facepalm?

[Macgyvercas]

Creationists attempting to explain their beliefs with science.

When someone says that the jonas brothers are the greatest band of all time... KIDS THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!!

My mums opinion on videogames.

All of these, plus Humanity in general. Basically, I use Yahtzee's system: assume everything is garbage until it proves itself otherwise.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Conservatives, and Communists who conveniently forget that their ideology allows freedom of religion.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Creationists attempting to explain their beliefs with science.

When someone says that the jonas brothers are the greatest band of all time... KIDS THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!!

My mums opinion on videogames.

All of these, plus Humanity in general. Basically, I use Yahtzee's system: assume everything is garbage until it proves itself otherwise.

Out of curiosity, if you are presuming everything is garbage until "the garbage" proves otherwise, wouldn't the "proof" from said garbage be "garbage" as well?.

 

[Earthmonger]

1) Emo haircuts:

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I was recently quoted as saying:

Every time I see someone with an emo haircut, I have a monumental urge to rip the flesh from their skulls and force-feed it to them. Every time. It's just so disgusting. Some people like to be tortured, sure, but letting your blind, senile, one-breasted toothless 90 year-old grandmother that smells of cat piss have a pair of scissors and go nuts on your crop is just wrong. Those emo brats should be institutionalized just for their haircuts.

2) People who buy into that "Global Warming" BS. My take: It's coming. It's natural. You can't stop it so stop trying to scam me out of my money. Adapt or die.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

People who spell colour as color

We don't get onto you for saying "mum" instead of "mom". Get over it.

Other than that, I agree with everything you said.

That's because 'mum' is the correct spelling. Be lucky we are not taxing you for speaking our language!.

What? Sorry, it's hard to type and watch a documentary on the Revolutionary War at the same time.

My point exactly!. Scroll over to where I said English (US) and read it again. Really read it this time and understand what I am typing before you hit the "quote" button.

Think you can do that son?.

Coincidentally, it also proves you're rubbish at multitasking.

I did. That's why I typed that.

 

[Woodsey]

And The Creation Museum, that's always a hoot to read about.

What is it? Sounds like something I'd put in my head in my hands for as well.

OT: The BNP, their supporters and their excuses.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

People who spell colour as color

We don't get onto you for saying "mum" instead of "mom". Get over it.

Other than that, I agree with everything you said.

That's because 'mum' is the correct spelling. Be lucky we are not taxing you for speaking our language!.

What? Sorry, it's hard to type and watch a documentary on the Revolutionary War at the same time.

My point exactly!. Scroll over to where I said English (US) and read it again. Really read it this time and understand what I am typing before you hit the "quote" button.

Think you can do that son?.

Coincidentally, it also proves you're rubbish at multitasking.

I did. That's why I typed that.

You know what forget it!. I've added you into my 2010 facepalm list already. Thanks sunshine!.

And The Creation Museum, that's always a hoot to read about.

What is it? Sounds like something I'd put in my head in my hands for as well.

OT: The BNP, their supporters and their excuses.

That head and hand comment, made me think of the Millennium Dome. Now that was an amazing facepalm event.

 

[Ghonzor]

And The Creation Museum, that's always a hoot to read about.

This. Without a doubt this.

In general though, religion as a whole. I was raised Catholic (lucky me) and let's just say I no longer follow such beliefs.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

You know what forget it!. I've added you into my 2010 facepalm list already. Thanks sunshine!.

Sweet! That's one thing to cross off my Resolution list.
Wait... am I the first one on it?

 

[Marcus Dubious]

Boxxy

 

[DemonicVixen]

People who think they are so good when really they arn't. People who comment on other posts and act superiour and sarcastic whereby half the time actually making themselves look silly.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Boxxy
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Boxxy is the one YouTuber that I find more annoying than Fred.

 

[McHanhan]

And The Creation Museum, that's always a hoot to read about.

What is it? Sounds like something I'd put in my head in my hands for as well.

OT: The BNP, their supporters and their excuses.

That head and hand comment, made me think of the Millennium Dome. Now that was an amazing facepalm event.

I remember that fiasco!. It went bankrupt 7 days after been opened to the public or something like that. That was truly ridiculous and probably the same as the fare for the London Eye.

 

[Darth Pope]

Most teenagers. They're ignorance is truly mind blowing.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

People who say "BURN IT WITH FIRE!", "/thread", "ninja'd", "here is a x for y", etc. that runs rampant on here. It's beyond stupid, and most of those just create spam. I wish the Escapist would start to hand out bans for this idiotic spam.

/thread

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

You know what forget it!. I've added you into my 2010 facepalm list already. Thanks sunshine!.

Sweet! That's one thing to cross off my Resolution list.
Wait... am I the first one on it?

Nope, the good people at AT&T beat you to it.

 

[Sun Flash]

the media attempting to understand anything, including games and using history to back up their claim (usually involving Hitler)

Spoiler

 

[Ace of Spades]

Whenever I am told that I have bad taste in music. I firmly believe that it is impossible to have bad taste in music.