Me and another friend (22, like me) were out drinking and some young girls started screaming about as many do. Both of us start tutting. The convo then carried on kinda like this:
"God, do they ever shut up? People could be trying to get some sleep"
"Yeah, some kids just don't give a damn"
"Hey mate, I just realised..."
"Yeah?"
"We're fucking OLD!"
"OH GOD NO!!"
*silent, thoughtful drinking*