what movie do you hate the most?
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Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.
My hatred for that movie burns with the intensity of the flames of deepest reaches of the ninth circle of Hell. Fuck, I hate that movie.
My hatred for that movie burns with the intensity of the flames of deepest reaches of the ninth circle of Hell. Fuck, I hate that movie.
You're a wiser person than I am, because I was dumb enough to actually sit through Cradle of Fear. Absolutely atrocious.Riobux said:
anything with angelina jolie, i cannot stand her, she is not hot, and she is not a good actress, she plays the same cocky know-it-all character in all of her films
Uhh... Because it was THE movie to popularize the handheld, gritty documentaryesque way of directing? You only have to look at the staggering amount of imitators(and then at movies applying the element in certain sequences), some more successfull than others, to see it's effect on the industry.antidonkey said:
What movie I hate more than any other? Hmm...
Alone in the Dark.
I'm not sure, I usually find something to love about even the worst movies. I mean I think Michael Bay's Transformer movies are terrible, but I love watching them. They're so fun to riff on.
Any movie that can be described as:
"Goofy underachiever guy tries his hardest to get with badass cool girl, is about to get the girl, but then screws it up, and must then get a pep talk from a buddy/family memeber/teacher/whatever, and must hurry to wherever the girl is and make a long-winded speech about how they are meant to be and how they are both screwed up but he's willing to make it work because she is perfect for him and then she suddenly forgets whatever stupid fuck up occured 30 minutes ago and they live happily ever after blah blah blah blah blah blah blah gouge my fucking eyes out with a rusty spoon."
American Pie, all its bastard offspring, any movie trying to be American Pie, 80% of all Romantic Comedies, and an honorable mention goes to Scott Pilgrim Versus the World for trying to break the mold but inevitably falling into the same quagmire of tedious relationship building, shallow stock charecters, and boringness, but at least they had kung fu fighting to mix it up.
"Goofy underachiever guy tries his hardest to get with badass cool girl, is about to get the girl, but then screws it up, and must then get a pep talk from a buddy/family memeber/teacher/whatever, and must hurry to wherever the girl is and make a long-winded speech about how they are meant to be and how they are both screwed up but he's willing to make it work because she is perfect for him and then she suddenly forgets whatever stupid fuck up occured 30 minutes ago and they live happily ever after blah blah blah blah blah blah blah gouge my fucking eyes out with a rusty spoon."
American Pie, all its bastard offspring, any movie trying to be American Pie, 80% of all Romantic Comedies, and an honorable mention goes to Scott Pilgrim Versus the World for trying to break the mold but inevitably falling into the same quagmire of tedious relationship building, shallow stock charecters, and boringness, but at least they had kung fu fighting to mix it up.
Inglorious Bastards.
Hated the movie, but what I hated more was how much everybody else loved it.
Hated the movie, but what I hated more was how much everybody else loved it.
Because there doesn't seem to be enough RAGE or flame-bait here I'll just lay this one down-
2001: A Space Odyssey
Now I'll qualify this by adding in that I liked the two good parts, that is: apes beating each other up with bones and the trip to Jupiter with HAL 9k going rogue. However, like several recent anime, the good parts just filled me with hope that was wasted when the bad parts became weaponized awful through the contrast.
All the parts not involving monkey war or man learning once again that it cannot manufacture perfection were ill-conceived assaults on the eyes and ears. The near-constant screeching sound in many of the human-era parts, the remarkably annoying scenery shots that were run through a color filter, and the UNBEARABLE amount of nothing that would happen on screen for tens of minutes at a time. And trust me, I know how to enjoy a good bit of nothing as evidenced by my love of ARIA, Sketchbook, Natsume Yuujinchou, and Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou, but I swear 2k1 had entire television episodes worth of dead screen time where the video of color-filtered fly-over scenery looped endlessly or zoomed in on a dude's eyes as his mind was presumably blown by something so awesome it couldn't translate over film. I suppose some of the color-and-light shows were groundbreaking at the time, but it has not aged well as I can get that kinda thing out of the visualizations in Windows Media Player now and not have to have it play to a constant screech?
Did I mention the screeching that I thought must have been a stream error, my computer finally revolting against my shameless abuse of its puny cooling system or maybe a goddamn metal workshop taking up residence in my middle ear?
This one disappointed me more than any other movie ever and therefore lands at the bottom of the "movies [I've] watched" list. Maybe Twilight would land here, but I have no intention of ever getting into that crap-storm on either side by completely avoiding it.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Now I'll qualify this by adding in that I liked the two good parts, that is: apes beating each other up with bones and the trip to Jupiter with HAL 9k going rogue. However, like several recent anime, the good parts just filled me with hope that was wasted when the bad parts became weaponized awful through the contrast.
All the parts not involving monkey war or man learning once again that it cannot manufacture perfection were ill-conceived assaults on the eyes and ears. The near-constant screeching sound in many of the human-era parts, the remarkably annoying scenery shots that were run through a color filter, and the UNBEARABLE amount of nothing that would happen on screen for tens of minutes at a time. And trust me, I know how to enjoy a good bit of nothing as evidenced by my love of ARIA, Sketchbook, Natsume Yuujinchou, and Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou, but I swear 2k1 had entire television episodes worth of dead screen time where the video of color-filtered fly-over scenery looped endlessly or zoomed in on a dude's eyes as his mind was presumably blown by something so awesome it couldn't translate over film. I suppose some of the color-and-light shows were groundbreaking at the time, but it has not aged well as I can get that kinda thing out of the visualizations in Windows Media Player now and not have to have it play to a constant screech?
Did I mention the screeching that I thought must have been a stream error, my computer finally revolting against my shameless abuse of its puny cooling system or maybe a goddamn metal workshop taking up residence in my middle ear?
This one disappointed me more than any other movie ever and therefore lands at the bottom of the "movies [I've] watched" list. Maybe Twilight would land here, but I have no intention of ever getting into that crap-storm on either side by completely avoiding it.
The Dark knight. no disrespect to Mr. Ledger (R.I.P) but the joker was shit and two face's story was crap. Everything about the movie annoyed me.
Where do I start...? Oh, I can only pick one movie. Ugh, that's a touch one. You know what, the first thing that came to mind was the recent Pearl Harbor movie. I love WWII history and everything about it and that movie needs to die in a fire and burn with quickness. Everyone that had a part in it needs to be slapped with a fish...
the transformers moviess,
I've only seen the first one and it was crap, and I'm tired of seeing them make money with such giant piles of crap
I've only seen the first one and it was crap, and I'm tired of seeing them make money with such giant piles of crap
