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Harkonnen64

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TheKasp said:
I've seen a lot of movies. The Room, Troll 2 and some Piere Kirby movies are some of the more known ones of that list. I hate only one movie:

Sex and the City 2.

Such a boring piece of crap. It took 2 1/2h to play through a conflict that could've been resolved at the beginning, nothing was learned, nothing was gained, nothing of interest was told, nothing of itnerest was shown.
Given you've mentioned Troll 2 and Piere Kirby, I'm guessing you watch the Cinema Snob, which instantly makes you an awesome person.

Also, if I had to choose one, I guess it would have to be Last Airbender a.k.a Exposition the Movie for forever slandering the good name of the base material.
 

ElPatron

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I have watched 20 minutes from Death Racers, which was an Asylum rip off of the 2008 remake of Death Race with Jason Statham.

I mean this literally, the guys from Insane Clown Posse were the best actors in the movie (from what I have watched). That's how bad it is. It's not even "it's so bad that it's good". It's more like "it's so bad it will give you cancer".
 

cikame

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Anger Management because dick jokes arn't funny or original.
Drive (2011) because everything that happens in it is relentlessly boring.
 

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Blade Trinity and The Dark Knight are the first to come to my mind.

Oh, and the Resident Evil films. Good God, I almost forgot about them.
 

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Athol said:
I don't get the outright hatred for (James Cameron's)Avatar. It wasn't a bad movie, just mediocere.
Maybe the hatred stems from the fact that it was ridiculously over-hyped and incredibly over-praised despite being nothing more than average at best
 

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When I saw the title I thought "Wow, I'll have so much to say here!"
But now I can't think of movie that I really hated... I've hated movies, sure, but usually turn those off after 10, 15 minutes, and reject them from my conciousness.
There's movies that I didn't like too much, mostly because they were crazy popular and I just can't see what the big deal is (think Avatar, or Requiem For A Dream...) but I finished those, so can't be all bad right?
Oh that reminds me, that Avatar Air Bender thing, I quit that about 20 minutes in... So I hate that? I don't know, didn't really get the feeling that was aimed at me anyway, tis more for kiddies I reckon.

So yeah, movies I hate are the one's I don't remember! How nice for me.
 

York_Beckett

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This thing:



And watching it again with an open mind won't make me hate it less. Once was enough.
 

Greni

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Why do people insist that "you" is such a terribly hard word that they skip the first two letters to ease the pain a little. It's two fucking letters, not going to keep you from finding out the secrets of the universe with the time you gain from skipping them.

*Sigh* Yes I mad. Happy?

OT: Any sugar-sweet romance flick designed at heart to manipulate the emotions of the viewer into thinking that the two hour will-they won't-they flirt was well spent.
I do not watch these films of course but I have friends and family members who do on regular basis. I read the description at the back and ask: Haven't you already watched this at least a hundred times already? Only different actors, except Hugh Grant who always finds himself as the awkward yet handsome Jake or Jack, neighbour that comforts Jane Widow, family friend that 'accidentally' kisses Beatrice My-husband-is-a-lying-bastard-or-left-me or a stranger that Sally Single runs into but can't stop thinking about.

It's formulaic weepfests devout of all art. You bad movies you.
 

Xerosch

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Oh, that list isn't short. But my supreme kings of steaming piles of shitty films are:

- Everything ever touched by Michael Bay
- James Cameron's Avatar
- Donnie Darko
- Everything related to Sex & the City (and that comes from a gay guy)
 

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Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, which my 14-year-old friend dragged me to watch with him and others for his birthday because he thought it?d be hilarious. At the end of it, I wanted to shoot my fucking ears, but it turns out they were already bleeding.
 

Shodan1980

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All three modern Transformers movies were a travesty. Badly written, badly acted, badly edited and lets not even start on the direction. They're some of the few movies that I genuinely hate, I try to see the good in anything, hell I even gave Spirits Within a chance. One of my colleagues at work thinks they're fantastic though, no accounting for taste. To each their own etc etc
 

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At the risk of being chewed out of it I preface this with the following is all my opinion, bla bla bla...

With that out of the way, district -bloody- 9! Whatever earned this film so much praise I certainly couldnt see! really wish I hadn't wasted the money on the cinema ticket!

I mean the story was weak, how the hell does spaceship fuel turn him into one of them! and oh look the military wants to use thier technology, what a surprise, no wait predictable and boring, and if its that much of a pain why not just let the aliens go home! and whatever message the film maker was trying to put across (apparently the deep meaning or whatever the hell people were taking away from it was what made it so good from talking to people afterwards) got lost in poor script, unlikable characters, and I mean REALLY unlikable characters, every single one of them were jerks, humans = jerks, the main guy especially was unlikable, military = cliched heavily armed jerks, aliens = intergalactic jerks

Who ever the hell I was supposed to be rooting for I couldnt, I couldnt enjoy any of them or anything they did because I just hated every one of them, which made me care so much less about the entire story and film as a whole.

I kept waiting for it to get good, kept waiting to be blown away like everyone else seemed to be but I was just left bored, pissed off and wishing I was doing something else with my time
 

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Inglorious Basterds. Apparently, I am the only person on the planet who didn't like this movie. I found it pretentious, boring, badly paced, and the small amount of "Basterds" in the film did not justify naming the entire movie after them. It should have been called, "Pissed off girl stares angrily at pastries" I love Tarantino, but I hate this movie.

Cheesy, formulaic chick-flicks, like anything Nicholas Sparks
Twilight is a given
All Resident Evil movies
Every Saw movie after the first one, and I only like the first one because I think it works really well as a clever thriller with a chilling ending. The sequels destroyed the idea.
 

Shodan1980

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Xerosch said:
- Everything related to Sex & the City (and that comes from a gay guy)
With you on that on the second one. Loved the show, liked the first one but the second one left me wishing they were locked in a Middle Eastern prison for the rest of time. Why are they singing karaoke? MAKE IT STOP!
 

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Jim Carrey's The Mask.


Never before have I despised a film (and an actor) on such a level. I'd put it up there with Nick Cage's Deadfall performance. Completely over the top, and not in a good way. Over the top campy can be done properly, just ask Sam Raimi. To be honest, I tried sitting through the whole thing, seeing as my girlfriend at the time wanted to watch it, but for the life of me I couldn't finish the movie. I stopped about halfway through. There's a reason I don't watch Jim Carrey movies, and this film put those reasons on display to the extreme.

Jim, stop. Please?
 

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The usual - Transformers, The Last Airbender, Dragonball: Arbitrary Subtitle, Star Wars prequels, Batman and Robin (No it's not fun to watch because of how bad it is, it's stupid and shouldn't exist), Green Lantern...

But those are all sort of a given. Here are two popular films I don't like. And I don't want to sound like a giant hipster fag by not liking very popular movies but what can I do?

Sam Raimi Spider-Man films - I just... They are awful. Awful. Even as a kid I disliked them. I found Tobey Maguire to be a) an unlikable, arrogant, gormless douche with zero charisma and b) an actor so incompetent at portraying emotion that he ranks up there with Kristen Stewart. I thought that MJ was a complete and utter buffoon who screamed constantly and was utterly helpless in every regard. Aunt May was bitter, manipulative and not remotely endearing. Norman Osborn was portrayed well by Willem Defoe but then he started talking to his mask while crawling around in a scene that was only slightly less cringey to watch than Mark Wahlberg talking to a plastic plant in The Happening. Alfred Molina was an incredible casting as Doc Ock and totally looked the part, but then he started talking to his arms. For fuck sake Raimi, why must Villains talk to inanimate objects? They tried painting Doc Ock as some benign character being controlled by... I dunno, I guess his evil metal arms? Whatever, he works way better as a precise, scheming mastermind. Finally, Spider-Man 3. Ugh. Everyone agrees that was bad. For me, it was like I'd spent years trying to convince a girl that her husband was cheating on her, and she called me a liar until finally she walked in on him having sex with his busty secretary. At last, the world could see the flaws in Raimi's damn films. Spider-Man 3 was so irredeemably terrible that I won't even explain my feelings on it.

James Cameron's Avatar - I guess it was a pretty cool sci-fi movie and everything, I liked some parts of it (Especially the Ikran - I think they were the most creative part of the movie) but generally found it to be sort of unimpressive. I mean, the graphics were great, but they weren't showing anything all that interesting. I prefer a really imaginative idea than a really expensive presentation of that idea. And let's be honest - Pandora isn't all that imaginative. Take a totally normal jungle, add an extra set of limbs to everything and then make it glow in the dark. Boom, that's Pandora. But whatever, I just found it forgettable. Anywho then I got home and over the next few days I heard this big rush about how Avatar was beautiful and touching and moving and had this wonderful cast of characters. What? I barely even noticed the characters. All I could even remember was that Sigourney Weaver was in it at some point and there was this badass chick with a helicopter and those two characters died even though they were the only remotely cool ones.
Eventually I saw it a second time, with friends, and honestly it went from "Disappointing" to "Irritating" as I had to endure it's waaaay too long run time and already predictable narrative a second damn time. And then over the weeks you just kept hearing more and more about how amazing this movie was. I didn't, couldn't, and still can't comprehend it.

Honestly, I think I hate hearing about Avatar more than I hate the movie itself. But damn, people, get over it. If you took away all the glow-y effects it would have been slated for being a completely run-in-the-mill, no frills cowboys and indians love story.

Other more popular films I dislike are Inception and The Dark Knight. Yeah, hipsterville. I wouldn't say I hate those films though, they just don't do anything for me.
 

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Birdemic

Oh god, Incase you've seen this movie, you know why It's horrible. JonTron, you can go ahead and explain.
 

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There's tons of movies that I don't like. However, there's only two in recent memory that get me worked up into a rage. They would be Indy 4 and Transformers 2. If you've seen them then there's no reason for me to explain.