what movies do u hate?

[Nazulu]

Apparently a lot of you are lucky enough to have not seen Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland.

Inglorious Basterds. Apparently, I am the only person on the planet who didn't like this movie. I found it pretentious, boring, badly paced, and the small amount of "Basterds" in the film did not justify naming the entire movie after them. It should have been called, "Pissed off girl stares angrily at pastries" I love Tarantino, but I hate this movie.

Pfffft, I'm the only one on the planet that found Brad Pitt just didn't fit in that role at all. Even looking at him was painful.

Indy 4. Having heavy supernatural elements is totally acceptable, but add in aliens and all of a sudden it's too out there for some people? Get over yourselves for fuck sake.

Read the fucking criticims, I don't know how you people miss them.

a) It wasn't exactly the aliens that was the problem, it's that it all led to a weak conclusion.

b) The lame sideplot with his family.

c) Terrible CGI throughout the whole damn movie. From the stunts like Lebouf swinging on vines with monkeys to catch the car, to all the animals used for stupid jokes.

And there is more but I haven't seen it in ages.

All in all, it's no where near the quality or as iconic as the other films. I could actually watch it all the way through and still enjoy some parts, but it just really didn't need to be there.

 

[Launcelot111]

Not counting movies that I had low expectations for going into them (ie. Epic movie or The Room), my bottom three is The Fountain, Reno 911: Miami, and Australia.

The Fountain was full of such mindless pretension, it was painful. Rachel Weisz' smug love interest, the pointless space traveler, the whole interconnected storyline thing, and the presence of Hugh Jackman. I laughed out loud at the semen tree sequence at the end, it was so preposterous.

Reno 911 had exactly one funny joke. The rest was miles below the quality of the show, which isn't that good in the first place.

Australia is just garbage. The most insufferable child actor of all time, who everyone of course falls in love with, a nonsensical story which meanders from cattle barons to WWII and back with no rhyme or reason, wildly unsympathetic characters, and again, Hugh Jackman.

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

- Donnie Darko

Oh thank god I'm not the only one! I can't even tolerate it enough to MST3K it.

 

[Romblen]

Idiocracy and Fight Club. They're not deep, they're not clever, they're just stupid.