What music instrument would make the best weapon?

[ViolentlyHappy91]

My guitar, the Epiphone Explorer, you'll know why if you know what it looks like.

 

[mangus]

the deathbeam. And if you think a deathbeam isn't an instrument, let me show you my deathbeam.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

Guns, oh waits does rap counts a music now a days.

 

[coldfrog]

I hate linking Youtube videos. Seriously. However, I can not pass up an opportunity to educate you about The Blade of Gu Qin [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5SCihtqwxY].

Starting around 1:30

 

[0p3rati0n]

a bassoon for you long/close combat reasons

a tuba for you hard hitting crap

a trumpet for any really close quarters combat.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

TUBA POWA!!!

 

[crypt-creature]

metal flute - the perfect baton.

Bingo. Good for a distance stabbing weapon, and sturdy enough for a defensive weapon as well.
Let the skull-bashing commence!

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Tuba ************.

I'd just grab it by the bell and spin in circles until it takes someones head off.

 

[Berethond]

With sufficient strength and ropes tied to it, a piano. Same thing with a pipe organ, but without teh ropes.

....
You do know how big pipe organs are, right?

 

[Ken_J]

Obviously a guitar, i'm sure someone had a reason for calling it an 'Axe'.
also, why saxophone?

They are useing that in Brutal Legend

 

[dumblydore16]

now what i think I NEED MORE COWBELL hit them with it but not in the face wait am i using this against zombies girls or men ? girls in the stomach zombies in the top of the head and men well i think we all know where

 

[13lackfriday]

Drum set, so many different forms of attack in one.

Drumsticks for chucking or close-range fighting.
Cymbal ninja-stars.
And drums to just smash over their heads to finish them off.

Obviously a guitar, i'm sure someone had a reason for calling it an 'Axe'.
also, why saxophone?

Gah! I been ninja'd!

A heavy metal guitar. You rock your opponent first, and then kick his ass with some serious heavy shit.

Or perhaps a violin, you can use the bow together with the snares just like a crossbow. One of the only ranged weapons in the world of instrumentals.

Genius.
If I'm ever attacked at one of my recitals, I'll be able to defend myself.

 

[Massecurr]

Bagpipes you can hit multiple targets in 1 sweep

 

[Lonan]

With sufficient strength and ropes tied to it, a piano. Same thing with a pipe organ, but without teh ropes.

....
You do know how big pipe organs are, right?

Watch this starting at 7 minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvJFiHvotlQ
THAT IS HOW YOU FREAKING DO IT.
Oh, and it's in English so FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE KEEP THE SOUND OFF.

 

[saxist01]

definitely a win win!

 

[Berethond]

With sufficient strength and ropes tied to it, a piano. Same thing with a pipe organ, but without teh ropes.

....
You do know how big pipe organs are, right?

Watch this starting at 7 minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvJFiHvotlQ
THAT IS HOW YOU FREAKING DO IT.
Oh, and it's in English so FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE KEEP THE SOUND OFF.

You still don't get it.
Imagine something three times the size of your parents house.
That's made of metal

 

[seraphmaclay]

Depends on what kind of weapon you want...I mean, obviously there's the bladed or spiked guitars toted around by metal bands, and of course, many percussion instruments have roots as weapons (cymbals, drumsticks, rain stick, to name a few), but if it were me having to pick one instrument, I actually have to agree with the starter and say, the sax. One part spear thrower, one part battering ram (believe me, they work as one, quite effectively), and one part flanged mace. They're evil, they're handy, and they fit that requirement of being a musical instrument.