What pets do you have?

[SuperRobot64]

Cats, dogs, birds, frogs, what pets does the escapist have?



...totally an accidental rhyme there...

 

[Hollock]

Not sure if they're really pets, but my brother found two orphaned baby mice and I'm helping him raise them til they can at least open they're eyes (they're almost there!). He's named them bugs, and bugs. We can tell them apart because bugs has a bigger dick than bugs. He's really used to examining microscopic wangs, that helps too. He's 22 by the way. And they're adorable lil fellers.