What Pisses you off that everyone else doesn't understand

[grimsprice]

I know this isn't a bad thing, and is usually unfortunate, but i get frustrated when i'm talking to someone who learned English as a second language. All too often they just apply the English words and their meanings to the syntax of their primary language. Grrrr.

 

[grimsprice]

I hate people who go around in video games going, That's a noob (Insert gun, weapon etc.), It takes no skill.

For those MEN who disagree with me, let me ask you this:
Would you rather have a big penis, or a small one because it requires more skill?

You got that from Philip Defranco didn't you...

EDIT: ah shit, double post... don't hurt me!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Twilight.
Anime fans.
Ads were people shout constantly and shit flashes in your face for ages. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko6BC7Vl8Q&feature=related and go to 2:20)

EDIT: Roflcopter out loud is NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU THIRTEEN YEAR OLD PRICKS! /rage

 

[super_mumbles]

Idiots in general

When I was in 6th form a few idiots started throwing grapes at me and my friends, I mutter
"Oh, talk about mature" to which one of my friends replied "Yeah, but we were playing with a transformer earlier" (Another of my friends had shown us a transformer figure he had in his bag). I then spent the next few minutes trying to explain why it was different, only to have him say "Yeah, whatever" and turn away.

Another thing is my voice. People seem to think it's hilarious to mock my voice because it sounds different, and it never seems to occur to them why my voice actually sounds the way it does. One time it was actually one of my friends (we were "joking" around pretending to be each other) imitating my voice which actually shocked me so much that I recorded my voice later that day and listened to it because I'd thought it had changed, but it hadn't.

 

[AvsJoe]

I cannot stand when people misuse these words:

Irony
Literally
Even (As in "I don't even care" as opposed to "I don't care")

I'm weird like that. There are a couple of other words but I cannot remember them right now.

 

[Pegghead]

Whenever a door is left ever so slightly ajar and I am a distance from it. Because it irritates the hell out of me when it's allllmoooost closed, so I have to get up and close it for fear of me being found the next morning in an excrement covered bathroom with my head in the lavatory!

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

There has been this explosion of terrible slang words in my school recently that everyone uses, and I absolutely hate them. "Legit" and "sick" have suddenly become slang, and I can't comprehend why.

Wouldn't "sick" be a bad thing? I currently have a bad case of the flu, and being "sick" is not at all fun. I can't even begin on "legit" because I don't understand the logic behind it at all.

Dude I'm with you on that one, I hate it when people use the word to describe something cool or awesome. I personally never use it in a positive way and it tends to piss me off if people do.

I'm with you guys. In my school people use the words 'bad' and 'mean' as substitutes of 'cool' or 'awesome' for example, "Mr. Insert-Proper-Noun-Here is a mean teacher' or 'That's bad' It's confusing as hell.

 

[Sparrow]

That I am the supreme ruler of the damn world.

Bow to me.

Ahem, anyway. Something serious? Well, I get pretty ticked off when people tell me that killing animals for food isn't selfish. I'm not against it or anything, eat as many cows as you please, but it's definitely selfish you morons.

Oh, and that someone who has been in a relationship for two days thinks they're in love.

 

[Manbro]

People using internet speak outside of the internet. How about in wasting the time simply to say 'LOL' when someone tells a joke you just chuckle, not even that just one simple laugh or smile?! Seriously the chuckle or the smile is easier option because it's more natural than saying 'LOL'. Also one makes you look like less of a fucking asshole because if you just say 'LOL' it makes it seem like you don't find it funny and you are mocking them in a sarcastic way even if you do generally find it kind of funny. By saying 'LOL' they sometimes feel bad or just lessen their opinion of you and you instantly deserve to have the words 'TASTELESS ANNOYING PRICK' tattooed on your forhead!

 

[Skeleon]

People smiling for no reason. I feel like they're hiding something.
Smile if you say hello, smile if you want me to do something, smile if you're enjoying our conversation or whatever.
But please, please don't smile all the time.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

Bad spelling and extra punctuation on words. (Not picking on anyone, it really does piss me off.)

right on with that one. It really annoys me when people use "apostrophe s" at the end of a plural etc. Like one signpost on my street says "townhouse's"
I went to the agency and complained.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

also, when people say 'like' all the time. Why not just say it "is" the thing, instead of sounding like a moron:
"and I was like, staring at her and she was like: "omg, that's like, awesome" because you know how hot like, Ethan is!"
that's an example from my science class.

ARGH! Double post! don't kill me!


*Edit*

Oh there are many things which annoy me and people are like huh with it.
When people take the piss out of people with special needs, they're alot more intelligent than people think and most of them are really kind people unlike people without special needs who are twonks.

wow, someone else who uses the word twonk

 

[Axeli]

Stupidity. Especially when it's the kind you knowingly indulge in, and when it causes harm to other (as opposed to just yourself, when it's just damn hilarious).

Ahem, anyway. Something serious? Well, I get pretty ticked off when people tell me that killing animals for food isn't selfish. I'm not against it or anything, eat as many cows as you please, but it's definitely selfish you morons.

Funny. Most people would rank vegetarians who claim a moral high ground pretty high on their list. Guess it goes vice versa.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

When people mistake me for a girl.
You woudn't think it would happen a lot but it does.
I never say much so when I'm at work I'll hear people say things like

"Don't be to loud or you'll bother the lady." or "I woud like to buy this, Mam." or
"Miss? Can I use your bathroom?" and it really ticks me off!

I've allways thought that my complete lack of breasts or my excedingly deep voice would at least hint that I was male but apperently not.

I've even asked a few people if looked like a girl and the answer almost invariably "Other than your long hair, no." so either they'r lying or people in museums are extremely incompetant!

 

[manicfoot]

There has been this explosion of terrible slang words in my school recently that everyone uses, and I absolutely hate them. "Legit" and "sick" have suddenly become slang, and I can't comprehend why.

Wouldn't "sick" be a bad thing? I currently have a bad case of the flu, and being "sick" is not at all fun. I can't even begin on "legit" because I don't understand the logic behind it at all.

This annoys me too but I kind of understand it. Something similar happened in the 90's with the word wicked... Still, when it makes no sense whatsoever it REALLY gets to me. My brother calls situations "dark" when they go wrong. One time the wind was really loud and strong and he said "that wind is DARRRRRK." It genuinely hurt my brain.

 

[144_v1legacy]

When people use internet slang in daily conversation. Such as the sentance, "I lol'd when he pwnd that noob."

And pronouncing lol as it appears phonetically is worse than saying L.O.L.

Also, overuse of the word "epic" has caused it to lose its effect as a word that describes a RARE EVENT that one will remember for a very long time as momentous or incredible. And that pisses me off.
Epic as a noun is still okay, though.

 

[144_v1legacy]

There has been this explosion of terrible slang words in my school recently that everyone uses, and I absolutely hate them. "Legit" and "sick" have suddenly become slang, and I can't comprehend why.

Wouldn't "sick" be a bad thing? I currently have a bad case of the flu, and being "sick" is not at all fun. I can't even begin on "legit" because I don't understand the logic behind it at all.

This annoys me too but I kind of understand it. Something similar happened in the 90's with the word wicked... Still, when it makes no sense whatsoever it REALLY gets to me. My brother calls situations "dark" when they go wrong. One time the wind was really loud and strong and he said "that wind is DARRRRRK." It genuinely hurt my brain.

I say sick...

...but I know why.

It (at least for me) refers to the sensation of riding a roller coaster - something so exhilarating that it makes one nauseous.

 

[Nazulu]

People that make outrages claims and believe it's fact and also people who write reply's without telling us what they are talking about!

 

[Diablini]

Really huge douche bags who think that they are superior and unique, but always go with every fad. Like this girl in my class, saying she is unique and watching Twilight and reading Cosmopolitan and such shitty magazines.