What random game would you want Yahtzee to review

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XAdrianX

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Stubbs the zombie in Rebel without a pulse!

because its an incredibly awesome game, full of black comedy and ridiculous gore.
 

Mikeyfell

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Daemascus said:
Tales of Symphonia!
yup...

also Jak 2

mostly because Jak 2 is my Silent Hill 2

but if the ZP Jak 2 review ever did come out I'd have to watch it with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears in case he said anything bad about it

actually that's not true Yhatzee crucified Mirror's Edge and I still think it's one of the best games this console generation.
 

laserpants

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I wish yahtzee would review dynasty warriors gundam, I really want to hear what he would say about cool games :D
 

SweetxVicious

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Xanadu84 said:
The Path

A deeply flawed, but incredibly unique art game. It both deserves rare high praise from Yahtzee for being a truly original idea, and also needs to have its occasionally pretentious developers brought back down to earth a bit. Actually, Id love an episode where he did a slew of short, indie games.
I would really be interested in hearing his take on this, having played a bit of the game as well. I think he'd either really love it or really, really hate it.
Other than that, Katamari Damacy (which was already mentioned), Drakengard perhaps? I don't think that game is well-known enough, other than on a "cult status" level.
Oh and Dirge of Cerberus. Because who wouldn't want to see Yahtzee rip apart another FF7 spinoff, especially one starring Vincent Valentine, bad plot, and iffy controls (this coming from an FF7 fan, even)?
 

fletch_talon

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Little King's Story.
So... Fucking... Underrated and... Unknown...

I couldn't care less if he liked it or not, at least it'd get the name out there.
 

ShakerSilver

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Probably Pokemon, since it's very different from other JRPGs. Or maybe Earthbound, which he said he liked very much.
 

Folksoul

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I had an earlier fangasm about Folklore, but a Ratchet and Clank review would be awesome.
 

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scorptatious said:
Metal Arms: Glith in the System. It's a totally underappreciated game, and I think with Yahtzee reviewing it, more people would know about it and buy it.
It would actually be really interesting to see his take on that game...

Other than that, Second Sight. He mentioned it in his Extra Punctuation about plot twists, but an actual review would be interesting, see how his opinion of the actual gameplay compares to his opinion of it's twist.
 

mikecoulter

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thatstheguy said:
mikecoulter said:
Spyro 1.

There is nothing he could possibly say bad about that game.
*Terrible Voice acting

*Annoying collecting

*Semi-Awkward controls

I didn't even have to think about those complaints, and I'm not that big of an asshole. Imagine what Yahtzee would do to that game.
Yes, but you get to play as a freeking dragon!
 

StriderShinryu

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Others have said it already, but I'd go with Deadly Premonitions.

Or maybe Big Mothertruckers or Desert Bus.
 

TheHecatomb

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2xDouble said:
There are three problems with that...
Problem #1: the game isn't out yet, and won't be for several months.
Problem #2: he said he would [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8112-Extra-Punctuation-Duke-Nukem-Forever].
Problem #3: he already did [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1968-Viewers-Choice-Duke-Nukem-Forever].

I'd like to see him review Duke Nukem 3D/64. Maybe we'll get some insight on why he was so forgiving...
And how exactly are these three facts problems? :)
 

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Mr. Google said:
What game, good or bad or purely hilarious, would you want him to review that obviously he hasn't yet. Mine would be Earth Defense Force 2017 just because that game is so effing bad but so fun.
Following that logic, I'd like to see him review Soldner. Unpatched.
 

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Mr. Google said:
What game, good or bad or purely hilarious, would you want him to review that obviously he hasn't yet. Mine would be Earth Defense Force 2017 just because that game is so effing bad but so fun.
I see your EDF 2017 and raise you Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon. :D


Either that, or Dead Rising 2.
 

Stryc9

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TRON 2.0, not because I found it particularly bad but because it's a bit of a different take on the FPS and I would like to see what he makes of it.